Are just about the most painful thing.What's wussy malady is your Kryptonite?
 
 
					
				stubbed toes, I smurfing wince more than I did with a shattered jaw.
 
 
					
				Galvanized metal can give you minor cuts on your hands way too easily. I am glad I only check material at work instead of constantly work with it or else my hands would look like a ravaged battlefield.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				HANGNAILS
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Biting my tongue/lip/cheek. It sends me into an absolute rage.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				Any kind of pain in the poop factory destroys me.
Signature by rubah. I think.
 
 
					
				Banging my knees into things.
 
 
					
				*sees a guy post cramps, but no girls*
Yeah, I was going to opt for cramps of the female variety.
 
 
					
				Banging my head into a door frame or whatever. You'd think I would have learned after 8 or so years of being a tall-ass mothersmurfer.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				STANDING ON AN UPTURNED MOTHERSMURFING PLUG.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Paper cuts. I mean seriously, why does something so insignificant hurt so bad?
 
 
					
				Stepping on Lego.