Cat.
What? No.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Awesome! Meet back same time in two weeks?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Okay, it's time for Game 2! Team Champions vs. The Pirate, Privateer, Pimp, Playa, and Prostitute (The 5 Ps)
Ready?
I need the team captains to provide an answer to determine which team shall go first.
So Faris and qwertysaur, step right up!
There are 8 answers on the board for this question!
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Name a Final Fantasy summon.
You both have 24 hours to answer.
Bahamut
Shiva~
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qwerty answered first, so let's see whether Bahamut is the top answer or not...
Is it there???
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2. Bahamut - 7
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Points: 7
Not the top, but pretty high! Okay, Faris answered with Shiva! Let's see if this takes the top spot...
Show us Shiva!
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1. Shiva - 18
2. Bahamut - 7
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Points: 25
Well, we know which team is going first then! Team Champions will be going in the next round! Step right up Raistlin, you're next!
Name a Final Fantasy summon.
You have 24 hours.
Good thing Faris PM'd me; I did not realize it was now our team's turn!
I'll answer Odin.
The Pimp is going with Odin. That's one mighty summon, so let's see if he's up on the board...
Show us Odin!
Well, you got it! He's there alright!
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1. Shiva - 18
2. Bahamut - 7
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4. Odin - 4
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Points: 29
Okay, off to a good start. Great job!
Okay, next up is Bleys! 24 hours for our Privateer!
Name a Final Fantasy summon.
Ifrit.
So Bleys is going with Ifrit? That's a nice choice! Often one of my favorite Summons, too! Let's see where Ifrit is, shall we?
Show us Ifrit!
So hot! Your team is on fire!
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1. Shiva - 18
2. Bahamut - 7
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4. Odin - 4
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6. Ifrit - 3
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Points: 32
Great going! No strikes, yet!
Laddy's up! 24 hours for our Playa!
Name a Final Fantasy summon.
Let's go with Leviathan.
Going with Leviathan? Sure, it might be there, or it could be a strike...
Which do we have? Show us Leviathan!
Yes. It's there!
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1. Shiva - 18
2. Bahamut - 7
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4. Odin - 4
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6. Ifrit - 3
7. Leviathan - 3
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Points: 35
No strikes so far!
Okay, now it's time to see if the new Prostitute is up for the challenge! Shauna has 24 hours to answer.
Name a Final Fantasy summon.
DON'T SMURF THIS UP I'LL CUT YOU
Unnecessary pressure.
I'll go with...
Alexander.