Bacon

[Tigmafuzz]

I wish I had a whole plate of bacon right now ;_;

[NeoCracker]

Bacon is one of the most wonderful things in the history of ever. Now I want to listen to Jim Gaffigon talking about Bacon.

[Araciel]

floppy bacon?? YOU MEAN UNCOOKED AND GROSS

fie on you all for wasting it.

:@

[Shorty]

Floppy bacon is superior.

[Quindiana Jones]

There's a supermarket in Guiyang that sells Elaborate Bacon.

I'm still not certain of the meaning...

[Jinx]

floppy bacon?? YOU MEAN UNCOOKED AND GROSS

fie on you all for wasting it.

:@

Crispy bacon takes all of the flavour out of it!

Floppy bacon is superior.

[Parker]

Ain't nothing floppy about me let me tell ya

[fire_of_avalon]

I don't like crispy bacon. I'll eat it, but I prefer mine floppy and limp and barely cooked.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

^

floppy bacon?? YOU MEAN UNCOOKED AND GROSS

fie on you all for wasting it.

:@

Wrong.

[Cloudane]

Direction of this thread:

I prefer mine floppy and limp

The experience is entirely underwhelming {snip} and it is just kind of flat :/

(now posts)

Stridin' in with superior parts, like a boss.

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Bacon is why there are so few vegetarians in the world and one of my biggest justifications for remaining omnivorous

The bacon itself shouldn't be crispy (full of flavour when it's soft and meaty!) but the fat should be. I can't normally stand bacon fat, when it's all flabby and floppy and flappy, it makes me hurl. When crisped up though, mmmmm

Also, best hangover cure. There's little that a good bacon sandwich won't cure after a night of heavy drinking, especially when combined with a coffee. (If it's really bad, there's the humble Full English Breakfast)

[Unbreakable Will]

Bacon is the mother smurfing flavor of life, crispy and brittle is where it's at with my bacon. If it don't crunch I don't munch, ya dig?
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[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'm also in the softer bacon camp. I like to to be sizzling, but not crunchy or crispy.

The only time that's okay is if it's in a sandwich, because it makes it easier to bite through.

[Araciel]

Fools, the lot of ye.

crispy is where it's at, it has tons of flavour. Floppy bacon has too much grease and the cheaper bacon made mostly of fat is terrible that way.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Don't buy cheap bacon. You're better than that.

[Pheesh]

Everyone posting or arguing in this thread is wasting precious time that could be spent eating bacon.

wait...

[Denmark]

i had bacon with dinner last night, lunch today, and dinner tonight

plus there's leftovers from tonight which have bacon of course

those poor delicious pigs