Have you tried gin-tonics, McLovin? They're pretty good when you're at a club and you gotta keep going for a few more hours. Just sip a gin-tonic and when you're done you get the next one. I prefer them over getting for example vodka with juice because some clubs will serve industrial trout when you ask for vodka.

Back in Portugal, we had this bar where we'd get a bunch of shots before we headed to the clubs at around 3 am. Whiskey + Safari + Absinthe (we called it a Lion King- what we called a regular Lion was whiskey + Safari), or Absinthe + tequila + coconut rum + some other colored stuff were our favourites. If you wanna get completely smurfed up, ask for a "submarine" - a shot glass filled with absinthe dropped in a 0.5L glass of beer and you gotta down it all at once.