Cat or Dog

[Slothy]

Everything in that post is what a badly trained dog would do, not a good one.

You guys know dogs can be trained, right? Like, dogs (especially a more intelligent one) can be trained to pretty much anyone's specifications if you know what you're doing.

So let's break this down then: if I wanted a dog that wasn't an annoying waste of time, money and space, I'd basically have to put in effort to prevent it from being the annoying waste of space it really wants to be. And I'd still have to put up with it being smelly, unattractive, and it's constant need for affection lest it degenerate into an emotionally damaged sack of meat because I didn't feel like throwing a ball in the yard with it one day.

Or I could just buy a cat and bypass all of that silly bulltrout altogether. You're doing a poor job of convincing me that Dog's are anything more than useful tools for human survival.