Steak and BJ Day

[Denmark]

If any of the guys need help with the BJ part, you know where I am.

YEAH LIKE ALL THE WAY UP IN CANADA BRO

too far to go when i can just, you know

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I promise it is worth it.

[Sephex]

You think that's bad? A girl has never touched my penis

What are you, ga--

Ohhhhh, clever man!

[Laddy]

I'm an 80's Sitcom character. I need new material.

[Shiny]

Bish please. Make me a steak and a peach cobbler then we'll see about a bj. /whathaveyoudoneformelately ooo ooo yeah

[CimminyCricket]

Bish please. Make me a steak and a peach cobbler then we'll see about a bj. /whathaveyoudoneformelately ooo ooo yeah

Typical woman, it's all about you you you (usually). All we men ask for is one bj a year, a week of them once a month 12 months a year, and whenever you don't feel like putting out. It's not like we're asking for a bj every day.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm still waiting for my blowjob.

You first.

[Pumpkin]

We went out to dinner and he doesn't much like steak... but I did the rest of it

Why would they put this on the same day as pi(e) day? I can only keep track of one holiday at a time.

[Quindiana Jones]

I think you could rename it to Steak and Peach Cobbler day without losing any of its meaning.

[Unbreakable Will]

Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
*leaves*
...
...
She slapped me.

[CimminyCricket]

Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
*leaves*
...
...
She slapped me.

Take it in stride, bro. I'm sleeping on the couch.

[Unbreakable Will]

Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
*leaves*
...
...
She slapped me.

Take it in stride, bro. I'm sleeping on the couch.

My heart breaks for you on this wonderous, yet ruined, holiday.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

[Madame Adequate]

If I tried this with Pike she'd tell me to smurf off. Not because she's got a problem with the day or anything, but no way is she going to spend time cooking or sexing when she could be playing videogames.

[CimminyCricket]

Nope it's Deus Ex day as far as I'm concerned

If I tried this with Pike she'd tell me to smurf off. Not because she's got a problem with the day or anything, but no way is she going to spend time cooking or sexing when she could be playing videogames.

We heard, sorry mang.