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Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
It was another overcast day deep in the deserts of arizona and my brother and I decided to go out for a quick fun race around the desolated area. We had this place memorized down to the location of every tree, and our race looked more akin to a dance through the desert. Soon enough, a police officer took notice of our 200mph speeds, decided that he didn't like that very much at all, and took on the chase. Now, this was expected for us. We had a ton of experience with the cops around these parts. Hell, with how many we had killed by this point they probably set up a cloning facility just for dealing with us.
The lone cop posed no threat, we hardly even noticed the guy... but then the cavalry came in. We now had about five cops on our tail and a pretty new helicopter. This is when it gets fun. We give eachother the nod, and stop swerving through the trees, narrowly missing eachother each time. The cops arent as skilled as we are and get destroyed by the trees.
Soon we'll make our escape. No... not yet, we have about 10 on us now (Don't ask me how). We're nearing a narrow bridge and we spy a spikestrip on the map. This... could be a problem. We race up to the bridge and hug the one side of the bridge with the opening... the right side. The cops follow suit right behind us. I'm at the front, my brothers behind me, and the cops are right behind him. Everything is going according to... wait, what was that sound?
Oh god, one of my tires hit the strip. I begun to spin out, and this caused the entire line of cars to join in too. All the cars crashed together in perfect harmony. And after the carnage we look again... We're all in one giant box of cars, and none of us are damaged. It's akin to a giant katamari of cars. We're in utter shock at this. We try to go forward... and the box moves forward. Sure, a cripple with no arms of legs could wiggle along the ground faster than us, but THIS IS SO COOL! I look to my brother and tell him that we should experiment with this. Alright, so lets try and- "You've been arrested"
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God dammit.
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