Throughout university, I convinced one member of staff that my name was Keith Addams, and all the documents saying otherwise were simply administrative mix-ups.
Throughout university, I convinced one member of staff that my name was Keith Addams, and all the documents saying otherwise were simply administrative mix-ups.
I had fun with a few Internet pranks back in high school; having one friend over at my house, both of us signing onto MSN Messenger on the same computer, and convincing another friend that he'd sent one of us a virus and wrecked our trout. It was easy to play somebody when you were right there together.
One of my good friends in high school/college years was a year younger than the rest of my friends, and was also pretty gullible, so as a result we'd give him endless amounts of trout for the things he'd fall for. We messed with him so much that I actually can't remember any of the lies we'd tell him, just his wide-eyed "Really?" and then the annoyed "Oh Goddammit!" when we owned up to it.
A few years ago I fabricated an internet girlfriend to fool you all into voting for me and myself for Cutest Couple.
I did this shortly after Winter Ciddies in preparation for Summer Ciddies and failed to realize that that was a hell of a long time to keep up the ruse.
not to mention an ip address check may well have given the game away ;pOriginally Posted by G13
I was staff at the time and I had the only people who would have checked in on it.
Me and a friend managed to convince a table-full of twenty people that my Dad was the voice of Uncle Bulgaria in The Wombles.
Steve's going for the gold in the lying thread!
My greatest lie was convincing you all that the peen-apple video was a ruse.
Link? For science.
Link, for funsies?Link? For science.
I only lie to telemarketers on the phone. Once I was having a conversation with my dad and aunt at our house and a telemarketer called and pitched cable or something like that to me. I listened quietly until they were done and asked if I would be interested, and I said "YEAH, but I'm only 9 so how do I get it?" The man asked if my mommy or daddy were home and I said "I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL STRANGERS." Then they said they would call back later.
When I was in high school I kept getting calls from military recruiters. After a zillion of them, I finally told an Air Force guy I would love to set up an appointment to talk about signing up. He said he had to get some information from me including age, height and weight.
I told him I was 16 (true) 4'10 and 350 lbs. He told me while I didn't meet the qualifications for the Air Force at this time, he could set me up with some references for military exercise programs or something. I told him I was proud of my body and was incredulous that the Air Force wouldn't take me.
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