This is just stupid. I'm gonna put legos in your soap so you grow up to be a manly man, not put vegetables on your dinner plate
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
I'm gonna put vegetables in your soap.
Look, if I ever have a baby girl, you can bloody bet I'll be dressing her in princess outfits. Why? Because it's cute.
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Buuut, when she gets a little older and starts to have her own thoughts, I'll not be stopping her playing with Lego if she wants or action man or little toy swords and shields. In fact I'll encourage her to play with those tbh. They're much more fun than Barbies. I used to make all my Barbies get mauled by my toy dinosaurs and lions.
Why am I not 6 anymore? WHY? LIFE WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I PLAYED WITH MY TOY DINOSAURS DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although one thing I never want my child to have is one of those like, fake baby things. Oh God, I hate them!! They're so creeeeepppyyy!
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BOYS GO TO JUPITER TO GET MORE STUPIDER
GIRLS GO TO MARS TO GET MORE CANDY BARS
But then where do Robots like you go Pike?
Do you go to Neptune to collect Spoons?
ROBOTS GO TO COLLEGE TO GET MORE KNOWLEDGE
A girl.
I am a fat robot.
The sort of "ribbons"? Not ideal or quite what you'd call show accurate, but certainly beats the high maintenance frizz magnet that is the brushable hair :P
To be honest the important attributes for me are snuggleability (great! nice soft microfibery material) and sleep comfort ^_^