Fundawear - NSFW

[Formalhaut]

So I was browsing a comedy website earlier today and came across something so funny, so inane, so different that I just had to share it with you guys.

Foreplay in the bedroom is just a given, and I'm not going to get into details as that would gross out our poor children of the forum (I'm very much aware that I am probably among the youngest here, but I digress) but this latest 'innovation' from Durex is just bizarre.

Known as fundawear, what it basically does is you wear the aforementioned fundawear, which is just underwear (who knew?) and is controlled by a smartphone app, and when a button is touched, it vibrates, which obviously can give pleasure.

Durex even gave a demonstrational video (this video has been removed due to forum controversy) as well, in case you're still racking your brains over it. Nothing's shown obviously, but your co-workers might be wondering why there are sounds of a man and woman giggling and writhing around coming from your work computer.

In case you have allergies to moving pictures, here's a screen cap from the comedy website article:

That guy there can stimulate her underwear by just swiping across it, as shown in the screencap. It's really quite... cyber.

While I guess cyber-sex type stuff has been around since the mobile phone, I question it's term "foreplay". Not getting into details, foreplay for me would be like, you know, actually touching your partner. Why do you need a cockblocking middleman app? I guess it's handy for long-distance couples, so I can't be tooo cynical over it.


But enough about my ramblings on it. When I first looked at the article I laughed hard because I thought it was a joke at first. But no, it's real. Holy heck, what has sex evolved into? Will this be gracing the bedrooms of EoFFers anytime soon?