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    Pink Grin Fundawear - NSFW


    So I was browsing a comedy website earlier today and came across something so funny, so inane, so different that I just had to share it with you guys.

    Foreplay in the bedroom is just a given, and I'm not going to get into details as that would gross out our poor children of the forum (I'm very much aware that I am probably among the youngest here, but I digress) but this latest 'innovation' from Durex is just bizarre.

    Known as fundawear, what it basically does is you wear the aforementioned fundawear, which is just underwear (who knew?) and is controlled by a smartphone app, and when a button is touched, it vibrates, which obviously can give pleasure.

    Durex even gave a demonstrational video (this video has been removed due to forum controversy) as well, in case you're still racking your brains over it. Nothing's shown obviously, but your co-workers might be wondering why there are sounds of a man and woman giggling and writhing around coming from your work computer.

    In case you have allergies to moving pictures, here's a screen cap from the comedy website article:






    That guy there can stimulate her underwear by just swiping across it, as shown in the screencap. It's really quite... cyber.

    While I guess cyber-sex type stuff has been around since the mobile phone, I question it's term "foreplay". Not getting into details, foreplay for me would be like, you know, actually touching your partner. Why do you need a cockblocking middleman app? I guess it's handy for long-distance couples, so I can't be tooo cynical over it.


    But enough about my ramblings on it. When I first looked at the article I laughed hard because I thought it was a joke at first. But no, it's real. Holy heck, what has sex evolved into? Will this be gracing the bedrooms of EoFFers anytime soon?
    Last edited by Shorty; 04-25-2013 at 01:32 AM. Reason: Snipped the vid.


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    Is this even... appropriate for this forum?

    For a moment, before I opened this thread, I thought this was about clothes that pay you just for wearing them.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Proto View Post
    Is this even... appropriate for this forum?
    It's not that inappropriate, is it? We're all adults. I find it hilarious personally.


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    i thought it was a portmanteau of "fundamental" and "underwear"

    this is much better

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    It's certainly interesting.

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    All the foreplay I ever need.

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    This seems... highly inappropriate.

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    This calls for a "Highly Inappropriate Forum"

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    I would visit that forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chionos View Post
    This calls for a "Highly Inappropriate Forum"
    Hey that's actually not a bad idea actually. Everything's so damn family-friendly in general chat. One hint of foreplay and "OH NOES". I've heard EoFFers use far more controversial terminology


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    Everyone knows the west-coast meetups are basically orgies.

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    NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN NCG, JIRO AND I

    Quote Originally Posted by chionos View Post
    This calls for a "Highly Inappropriate Forum"
    We have that forum already. It's called #tot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN NCG, JIRO AND I
    That's what they all say.

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    It's true. The business happened between Jiro and NCG, and there are photos. I was involved in no way, other than the fact that I took the photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    It's true. The business happened between Jiro and NCG, and there are photos. I was involved in no way, other than the fact that I took the photos.
    Guilty by association.


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