Realized today that Levi's pants make my butt apple shaped and I am kind of okay with that. I used to hate when pants did that to me, but now I'm more accepting of it and my body in general. Totally don't even care about my cellulite anymore either.

Also while brushing my teeth earlier today I thought of all the demented things I think of in my head and how insane some (most) my family is. All of this combined would actually make for a pretty interesting 1 hour stand-up comedy special, perhaps even two specials!