When I was 5 the school I was at had a mandatory German class. We watched a video and all I gained from that video was Ich bin Dich (pronounced dick). Then we went to Disney World, where I was eager to show off my new found knowledge. Basically, it sounded like a 5 year old was walking around Disney World talking about dicks and my parents still give me crap for it
Funny kitchen story
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Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
One time I put something in the microwave for minutes instead of five seconds and the entire house smelt of smoke for weeks because I am too dumb to microwave.
Strangest thing you've done willingly in public.
I kissed a stranger once. In line at, hmm, was some coffee shop in Louisville. It was an older gentleman. He kept letting people in front of him, over and over. It went on for 20-30 minutes, and he just kept smiling and letting people in front of him. And I had the strangest impulse suddenly just to kiss him. So I did, and then left before someone called the cops thinking I was a crazy. I'm not generally impulsive, so it's a really really strange experience for me.
Meanest Thing You've Ever Done.
For the past couple of months, I've become addicted to browser games. Someone intervene!
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
How was that the meanest thing you've ever done?
Also, post a topic
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
Merc didn't read the rules.
That's the topic then;
One time I didn't read the rules to an online MMO and went around challenging people to duels, I was promptly booted for being a nuisance. I was also 15, in my defense.
Theme: Who was your first crush?
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Marina from Stingray. I used to suck on my thumb so excitedly when that mute puppet came on TV.
Three things you didn't do yesterday.
Work out
Do homework
Eat healthy
Your most hated celebrity.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Shania Twain. No explanations given.
Your food weakness?
...
Chocolate donuts
Mmmmmmmm
Strangest question youve ever been asked?
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I do not know who told you that but the German word "dich" is not pronounced "dick". "Dick" is a German word and means "thick/big/fat". "Dich" is one of many German words for "you". I love you = Ich liebe dich. "Ich bin Dich." does not even make sense in German. "I am you." is translated "Ich bin Du." in German. I, you, he/she/it = ich, Du, er/sie/es.
"Strangest question youve ever been asked?"
Phew ... how should I choose between them. I would say many questions about a topic when someone only used half an ear to listen to.
Post one thing which you never ever intend to do (nothing inhuman but things which are normal for many people).
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I will never try to do my own taxes. smurf that mess.
What was your childhood dream career? (As in, when you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?)
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
I do not know who told you that but the German word "dich" is not pronounced "dick". "Dick" is a German word and means "thick/big/fat". "Dich" is one of many German words for "you". I love you = Ich liebe dich. "Ich bin Dich." does not even make sense in German. "I am you." is translated "Ich bin Du." in German. I, you, he/she/it = ich, Du, er/sie/es.
Es kann auch sein, dass er "Ich bin dick" meinte und das "Dich" mit "H" anstatt "K" in Erinnerung hatte.
My career as a child? Veterinarian! xP
The best cartoon/anime you remember when you were a kid~ ?
I was never a typical kid and I didn't really enjoy cartoons/anime. I don't know, I guess Scooby Doo was good.
Technology facts about yourself, GO!
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