18 Again: Another Time Travelling Thought Experiment

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd look like Billy Connelly, but obviously a centaur. I would have the Silver Surfers board and flying powers. Upon my arrival, I would immediately attempt to destroy the universe by majestically Silver-Surfer-Centaur-Billy-Connelly-ing as many people as possible in the face before the universe ultimately, and inevitably, collapsed in on itself.

It would be magnificent.

[fire_of_avalon]

I think I would continue to look like myself, in centaur form, because I would get really confused by looking into the mirror and seeing something else. Possibly to the point that I would be startled, accidentally trout the floor and kick the mirror over when my horsebrain took over in a fight or flight fear response. When I traveled back in time, it would be 2003 Italy so I could immediately go find the place where cloning on Prometea was done, hide in her paddock and freak some poor souls right the smurf out.

Since my super-powers would be superspeed a la "The Flash" and I have infinity money with which I could buy my way into competition as a racehorse and jockey, I would spend the rest of eternity winning the Triple Crown.

Oh, and my personal item would be a lucky horse shoe, because smurf you this is a great thought experiment.

[Formalhaut]

I'm 18 now, so I'll get back to this thread in 10 years time or so

[Jinx]

I think I would continue to look like myself, in centaur form, because I would get really confused by looking into the mirror and seeing something else. Possibly to the point that I would be startled, accidentally trout the floor and kick the mirror over when my horsebrain took over in a fight or flight fear response. When I traveled back in time, it would be 2003 Italy so I could immediately go find the place where cloning on Prometea was done, hide in her paddock and freak some poor souls right the smurf out.

Since my super-powers would be superspeed a la "The Flash" and I have infinity money with which I could buy my way into competition as a racehorse and jockey, I would spend the rest of eternity winning the Triple Crown.

Oh, and my personal item would be a lucky horse shoe, because smurf you this is a great thought experiment.

To be fair, if you're a centaur, you're probably troutting on the floor anyways.

[Rebellious Eagle]

I haven't been 18 yet. I will be in a matter of days though.

[Citizen Bleys]

No, I don't want to be a centaur forever. What the smurf is this trout Bleys?

Communist.

Bleys go home you're drunk

Communist.

Dude, you're totally drunk.

Communist.

So, you can look exactly like anyone you want to as long as that person looks exactly like a centaur?

Communist.

Stopped reading at forever a centaur

this is a dumb experiment

Communist.

This was actually kind of cool, and I was gonna play along.


Until I read I'd be a smurfing centaur.

Communist.

I thought I'd be the only one who couldn't take this thread seriously because of the centaur thing

Communist.

If I was going to be forced to be a centaur forever why the hell would I look like anyone I like? "Oh I know I'm going to look like Orlando Bloom if he had a horses body..." wtf.

That being said Bleys, I wouldn't smurf a celebrity, even if I could, being a centaur with a massive horses member I would presently find yourself, and teach you exactly why this thread was a bad idea.

Way to destroy the universe, asshole.

[Agent Proto]

Hell, I don't care if I had to be a centaur, I want to be a female centaur and I'll spend my time on the computer and flirt with myself online, to improve his self esteem. Of course, I want shape-shifting powers, so I can change my appearance, maybe only for a specific amount of time? Like, maybe like for an hour, so I can do things while looking like a normal person for awhile. I wouldn't want people to go "OH smurf, THERE'S A FEMALE CENTAUR! DO WE KILL IT?!"

Edit: I'll come up with answers for the other questions. :U

[Citizen Bleys]

Don't bother, you just destroyed the universe by interacting with your former self.

[chionos]

I don't think Centaurs existed in 1999.

[Agent Proto]

Don't bother, you just destroyed the universe by interacting with your former self.

Your rules are stupid.

[Iceglow]

If I was going to be forced to be a centaur forever why the hell would I look like anyone I like? "Oh I know I'm going to look like Orlando Bloom if he had a horses body..." wtf.

That being said Bleys, I wouldn't smurf a celebrity, even if I could, being a centaur with a massive horses member I would presently find yourself, and teach you exactly why this thread was a bad idea.

Way to destroy the universe, asshole.

I'd say at least I decided to do the right thing, I'm sure everyone else would agree with me that the universe not existing from 2003 onwards but knowing that you got rodgered by a horse is frankly a fair trade off.

[Quindiana Jones]

I quite like foa's myself, although I find the lack of universe implosion concering.

[Jinx]

This is a really weird smurfing thread.

[The Man]

If I had to relive the time from when I was 18 I'd probably want to destroy the universe, even if I were a centaur.

[Mirage]

What about this, mister.
I am a centaur, look like a centaur, and my super power is a form of hypnosis/mind control that is strong enough to make people think I am not a centaur.