THE NEWBIE SONG!
Lyrics and Vocals by Locky!
Newbie Girl
I'm a Newbie girl, in the Newbie world
Life in caps is, it's bloody drastic
Leave my trilby there, BoB’s gonna cut my hair!
So exciting, this party is so inviting!
I'm a Newbie girl, in the Newbie world
I don’t need hats, to make me all that
No berets are worn here, the answers crystal clear
You’re not that cunning, can’t even top my punning
I'm a kind geordie girl, final fantasy world
Profile pic, is it right, I'm on fire
Loony BoB took me in, under his yellow wing
Newbies here, Newbies there, it’s so awesome!
Give us love, give us rep! If you do, we’re always yours
(uu-oooh-u)
[2x]
I'm a Newbie girl, in the Newbie world
All you fascists, you’re all plastic
You make fun of Steve, and got tricks up your sleeve
So chaotic, your members are Psychotic
Come on Newbie, crush that party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Newbie, stomp that party!
(uu-oooh-u)
[2x]
Come on newbie, smash that party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on newbie, end that party!
(uu-oooh-u)
[2x]
Dress in pink, fuschia too, not cerulean blue
Make it soft, make it cute make it fluffy like Boo
Think that pink, is a colour, we all want to see
Well it’s not, you’re the worst and we’ll crush you
Give us love, give us rep! If you do, we’re always yours
Give us love, give us rep! If you do, we’re always yours
Come on Newbie, crush that party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Newbie, stomp that party!
(uu-oooh-u)
[2x]
Come on newbie, smash that party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on newbie, end that party!
(uu-oooh-u)
[2x]
I'm a Newbie girl, in the Newbie world
We’re going places, don’t need the Aces
We don’t need Proto, to help put on a show
Phoenix Wright? More like
Phoenix s&#!!e
I'm a Newbie girl, in the Newbie world
It’s so awesome, when Newbie’s blossom
You should leave VMs, enter the Newbie realm
Can’t stop this party, come join the Newbie army!
Come on Newbies, join the party
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Newbies, join the party
(uu-oooh-u)
[2x]
Come on newbies, join the party
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on newbies, join the party
(uu-oooh-u)
[2x]