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    Default Do the bathrooms at high-quality restaurants smell better

    If you ate at a michelin-star restaurant would your poop smell better than if you ate at home or a cafe?


    Do the restrooms at these restaurants smell nice? Does poop ever smell good?



    I don't know, something to think about I guess

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    wtf parker xD

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    No.



    I am re-opening this thread only for a CK to come and close it again. What a load of


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    No but some are darker. It's like they don't want you to leave!

    He's probably drunkenly fascinated by bathrooms.



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    The poops are darker or the bathrooms are darker?

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    Dude it's way too early to be THAT drunk!!

    And the bathrooms are darker, almost as if they believe low lighting means your trout won't stink.

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    Parker... just...no man. :sweatdrop

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Your poop turns green if you eat a lot of spinach.

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    Boring technical answer: yes, most of the time they'll have better ventilation and perfuming systems installed, so taking a trout will be a more pleasurable aromatic experience at a fancy place, than at your cheap-ass apartment or shady bar.
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