That's fine. PS, these elections are being run on PST.
That's fine. PS, these elections are being run on PST.
Where do the answers for the questions get sent to? Our presidents? Election Booth?
PM'ed to the Booth, I believe.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Election Booth, please!
Okay! Shouldn't we be finishing this by now?
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Didn't you get the memo? I'm dragging this thing out until August.
Accepting gifts in exchange for nothing.
ooh wow.. what a luck.. since i forgot :O
Lettin' the team down!
crap happens
i got distracted by the ps3! blame that!
TRAGEDY STRIKES
Since our last update, ladies and gentlemen, the world has truly shattered into a million pieces that appear much too small to put back together again. Amid the catastrophe of our very own Sean F. Kennedy having been maliciously assassinated by an outside party, there has been talk and fear of war-mongering and WMDs and deceit and lies and scandals and members clawing at eachothers' throats in order to climb over the rat race to take Sean's position as president of this forum. I wish I could say that was the worst of our current situation.
On the day of Sean F. Kennedy's funeral in which hundreds of EoFFers flocked to show true support of our beloved president and to wish him well into the next life, a tragedy like no other struck. No one could have anticipated something like this would have ever hit our beloved forums. How could they? Who would have imagined that the winner of the 2013 Scariest Member award would actually go and do something so... scary?
It's no secret that Chris is a sinister, unpropitious character and a- well, a questionable member at best, but what may come as a shock to you is that this man is an infamous underground witch doctor who specializes in working with animal parts to cast spells and curses upon land and people alike (information courtesy of Rob Roy). This man cooked up his witchy witch doctor black magic and cast Zombieon our poor, beloved Sean F. Kennedy's body in the middle of the beautiful eulogy Del Murder had written honoring our deceased leader! Needless to say, as such can be derived from the revelation of the involvement of Scariest Member, Sean's body went on a murderous, bloodthirsty rampage, snagging and tearing at any member within the vicinity of his decomposing arms, unfortunately resulting in the pall-bearing members as the first members to succumb to the hands of Sean as he arose.
Our hearts go out to Goldenboko, Vivi22, Mister Adequate and Pantz, who were the first unfortunate casualties in this tragedy of a lifetime as a result of standing too near to the body once it reanimated (Admins don't like doing heavy-lifting, even during funerals, and thus managed to flee to safety). Additionally, we'd like to take this moment to honor the other members who either lost their lives during this terrifying event or who are still out there, feasting on the limbs and bodies of their fellow members:
Aulayna
In addition to the folks listed above, dozens of unidentifiable members who were simply either so dismembered or shredded apart by the claws of wandering infected corpses that they were impossible to recognize or were tragically trampled to death by the crowd moving to get away from the walkers were found in the streets after the living masses had cleared. (A leg of Happy Noodle Boy was found. Unfortunately, the rest of his body was not.) To those members we lost, we wish you rest in peace. The streets ran red with the blood of Eyeson members that day, and the blood is still running with the remaining walkers in the streets even now.
You may not be surprised to find that in addition to the WMD scare with PG Bin Laden (WMDs that were... never... found... for some reason), that dastardly Bleys Harvey Oswald is behind this plague upon Eyes on Final Fantasy as well! Will this man stop at nothing to destroy the integrity of these forums?
These so-called parties we had step up for the Elections at the start have all but dispersed. Some of those who intended to run for office and step up as leaders in these trying times have abandoned their posts and fled to the safety of their cabins in the woods, barring themselves behind boarded doors and remaining hidden in the illusion of safety among boxes of shotgun shells. Are these folks really the kinds of people you want running the show? Are they?
Unfortunately, due to incomplete submissions, The Fluffy Pink Party and The Cunning Cap Party have been eliminated.
PARTY SUBMISSIONS
The Ace Party
1. Loco's recorded parodied theme song - with lyrics!
2. shion's "embarrassing" photo, Proto's "embarrassing" photo, Lonely Paper Star's "embarrassing" photo
3. shion's voice clip
4. Proto's comic strip, dandy da oak's comic strip
5. Proto's art submission
Party map and war strategy submission
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Map
Our map represents the great continent of Eyesoneros. A continent that hosts thirteen seperate countries. In the northern half are three countries, and the rest are in the southern half. The Ace Party are headquartered in Drunkendale of General Chat, the Newbie Party are headquartered in Newbie City of Wonder Square, the Cunning Cap Party are headquartered in Cap's Cunning of The Lounge, the Fluffy Pink Party are in Cook-offington of Quina's Kitchen, newly separated from Eyes on Each Other, and the terrorists formerly known as the First Fascist Party are hiding out in MAPS City of Secrets.
The country of Secrets are mostly kept out from the rest of the continent by the Great Wall of EoEO, a giant wall built from Eyes on Each Other, to keep the wild Secrets from spilling into the rest of Eyesoneros. As of recently, Quina's Kitchen had just split from Eyes on Each Other, and are rumoured to be hosting Eyesonero's ruthless terrorists from Secrets. The Ace Party, being all-righteous and what not, have declared war on Secrets and Fluffy Pink because of the danger the two pose on Eyesoneros. With the help from the Newbies of Wonder Square, and the Cunning Caps from The Lounge, the trio of good waged a war on Secrets and Quina's Kitchen.
Eyes on Each Other was immediately captured by the Fluffy Pink and Secrets, and General Gaming joined the Good Trio. Neither, however, joined the fighting, but battles sometimes took place within their borders. The Ace army marched northward from their headquarters in General Chat. They were joined by their allies, the Cunning Caps from The Lounge, and the Newbies. Their first task in this war is to capture Quina's Kitchen, with the Navy from both Ace and the Cunning Caps holding the bay from the Fluffy Pink in the east.
When Quina's Kitchen is finally captured, the Good Trio finally moved further north into Secrets. The Newbies' Navy finally joins and takes the Fascists from the West while the Ace and Cunning Caps take from the East. The armies from the three parties marched through Eyes on Each Other to the Great Wall of EoEO along the northwestern shore. Passing the Great Wall proved dangerous, but they managed and made it into Secrets territory. From there, they attacked the First Fascists' hideout in Secrets, where it's also been rumored that they are hiding WMDs to use against the southern half of Eyesoneros.
The dotted lines on the map should show the movements of the Ace Party and its allies, and should be easy to follow along on the map below.
The Red Dotted Line represents the Ace Party
The Blue Dotted Line represents the Newbie Party
The Green Dotted Line represents the Cunning Cap Party
The Newbie Party
1. Locky's recorded parodied theme song - with lyrics!
2. Loony BoB's "embarrassing" photo, Scotty_ffgamer's "embarrassing" photo
3. Shauna's voice clip(s), Mr. Shauna's Voice Clip, Loony BoB's voice recording
4. Shaibana's comic strip
5. Mr. Shauna's art submission
Party map
Party war strategy
I'll leave this information for you to mull over before the presidential debate begins (shortly). In the mean time, if those of you reading could take some time to offer some words of grace to our fallen members, I'm sure they would appreciate it wherever they are now.
To be continued...
Accepting gifts in exchange for nothing.
Newbies forever!
Also: Phil ;_; I WILL SEARCH FOR YOU PHIL. I STILL BELIEVE.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
RIP my friends.
Lost But Not Forgotten
If only elections were as cool as blah blah blah.
The Ace Party are still here. It's just us and the Newbs.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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