I’ve been saying for years that the main prerequisite for becoming a school administrator appears to be not having a brain. Many of these disturbingly vapid, unbending individuals love the excuse of “zero tolerance” policies claim no discretion for their asinine conduct, well beyond any legitimate school interest. From strip searching a 13-year-old girl for fear of Advil to refusing to release a diploma based on saying the word “hell” in a valedictorian speech to expelling a student for being annoying, it seems like common sense is regarded as an evil to be avoided. Fortunately, many of these problems eventually go away once the media and/or courts catch wind of the case.
But it’s another thing entirely when the police get involved.
A recent highly disturbing trend in many areas of the US is for school administrators to call the police for student misconduct. This can make sense when the student misconduct involves, say, serious physical injury or weapons. But it makes much less sense when the only misconduct is typical childish antics or stupid pranks. E.g.,
Police called due to water balloon fight, then arrest seven students and beat up another.
Science experiment mistake results in explosion, police being called. The student was charged with a felony.
Student who changed another student’s last name to “Masturbation” in the yearbook gets charged with a felony.
Police arrested an eighth-grader who refused to remove his NRA shirt after a (clearly unconstitutional) demand from a teacher.
And those are just major stories from the past month or so that I remembered off the top of my head.
What stupid trout did you pull in middle and high school that, if you did today at that age, would result in the police being called on you and your life ruined?