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    Ahhhh so it's a true story then.

    Gosh Cuch, if that's the case, you shoulda said so! I'da been all like 'Yeaaaah boi! I just downed 20 pints! And what!?"

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    It is quite the achievement. Personally I wouldnt down one pint Guinness
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    I prefer Guinness Extra Stout, personally, though it's quite a heavy beer either way.

    Unless Cuch was pretending to be the Texan and faked a U.S. Southern Accent. .... But why he would go out of his way to convert Euros into USD and pretend to be a Texan ... There's just no way that makes any kind of sense. -Unless- he was like trippin' balls or stoned or something.

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    He was a Texan becuase they're stereotypicaly loud, and stereotypically loaded. No one else took up the bet becuase they were waiting for the town drunk to step up. If you want to argue about the imperfect way I chose to write out the currency I will counter by finding imperfections in all your faces. If there are none, I'll make some. Now smurf yerselves.

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    Of course they are loaded. Haven't you ever seen Dallas?
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Or better yet, haven't you ever -been- there? Jeeze. Wait... Loaded money-wise or loaded gun-wise? I automatically went to guns 'cuz there are more people who have guns in TX than there are people who have money. Or well... That's probably the entire U.S. in general. Whatever.

    Of course he hasn't. He lives in IERLAND.

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    Are you tweaking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    He was a Texan becuase they're stereotypicaly loud, and stereotypically loaded. No one else took up the bet becuase they were waiting for the town drunk to step up. If you want to argue about the imperfect way I chose to write out the currency I will counter by finding imperfections in all your faces. If there are none, I'll make some. Now smurf yerselves.
    I'm from Texas, Irish descendent, and I'll challenge you to a Guinness drinking contest any day, mothersmurfer.

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    CUCH IS A HANDSOME MAN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    CUCH IS A HANDSOME MAN.
    Shut your gay-ass up there, Suzanne Somers. This is between men.

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    I could barely get through one pint of Guinness, and I'm from Texas.

    Can it be a tequila-drinking contest instead? I already killed my liver eight years ago, so I'm not really concerned about that.

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    An American walks into a thread about comedy...

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    TEQUILA! Only if it's reposado and -not- Patron. Gag me. I'd rather -eat- that $100 it costs than spend it on that crap. Sorry. JS.

    I'm Irish. I'll take on all y'all and still come out on top. HA!

    How funny would that be? An EoFF drinking contest. We'd all have to be in a Skype sesh so no cheaters and have to all have the same alcohol in the same quantities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine View Post
    TEQUILA! Only if it's reposado and -not- Patron. Gag me. I'd rather -eat- that $100 it costs than spend it on that crap. Sorry. JS.

    I'm Irish. I'll take on all y'all and still come out on top. HA!

    How funny would that be? An EoFF drinking contest. We'd all have to be in a Skype sesh so no cheaters and have to all have the same alcohol in the same quantities.
    Wtf do you live that Patron is $100? o_O

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    It's an exaggeration.

    And NO, Cuch, I am -not- tweaking. If I were, I wouldn't be on the damn computer. I'd be off scrubbing the walls with a toothbrush or writing letters or some shiz.

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