Which is Worse?

[Madame Adequate]

See the thing is that Quebec is to Canada as Canada is to America so Sorry friend.

[Quindiana Jones]

What? Bigger and better? That comparison doesn't make any sense.

[Flying Mullet]

Neither; Flying Mullet.

Leave me out of this. I do not have Quebec and I have never been to syphilis.

[Jinx]

That's a really smurfing annoying stereotype and I'm sick of hearing it all the time.

French people only ride bikes when they're doing their daily onion sales.

I thought they rode their bikes when they made their daily bread marches to Versailles.

[Quindiana Jones]

Misconception. Bikes for onion sales, finely-crafted carriages for bread marches.

[Jinx]

Misconception. Bikes for onion sales, finely-crafted carriages for bread marches.

Even the poor French have horse-drawn carriages. I hear that they make them out of pumpkins, mice, and magic.

[Slothy]

I wonder how they deal with that since I know French Canadians ride bikes everywhere.

You've never tried to drive in Montreal. Those people that don't know the rules of the road are most definitely not riding bikes.

[Raistlin]

I just realized I broke the tie, putting Quebec in its rightful lead.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

As a Quebecer, what the ?!

While I am not a born Quebecer, I spent a lot of childhood there and have been living in Montreal for nearly 8 years.

I wonder how they deal with that since I know French Canadians ride bikes everywhere.

You've never tried to drive in Montreal. Those people that don't know the rules of the road are most definitely not riding bikes.

Evidentally, you haven't been to Montreal in a while. Sure, Quebec drivers as a rule suck. Montreal being the worst of the bunch. However, try the cyclist, they are insane. Though I find Ottawa cyclist far worst than Montreal's and that's saying something. Basically: everyone hates cyclists.

[The Man]

I think I'm going to have to be the first one to say that cyclists are worse than either Quebec or syphilis. You're not a smurfing car. Get off the godsdamn road.

[XxSephirothxX]

There's this place in Quebec where you can go and just eat whatever the smurf you want with fresh maple syrup poured all over it, so I'd say syphillis

[Nicolas]

Can't we all just say that getting syphilis in Quebec from a Quebecian/Quebecite/NeitherFrenchnorCanadianbutSomethingFarMoreFrightening is by far the worst in this scenario?

[Madame Adequate]

Quebecois!