NeoCracker is a Final Fantasy hipster, discuss. PART 1

[NeoCracker]

Hello to all the influx of Newbies! Seeing as how we rarely get such a surge of new people, I am taking it upon myself to help you all fit in and understand our humble little community! To do so, I am going to start by informing you all of the EoFF groups. Essentially, based on the favorite FF picks, EoFF has dividing it's populaces into groupings. Mind you, we fully encourage different groups mingling and talking, but we here feel strongly it is best that certain people at least understand their place in the community, it just makes things easier.

Anyway, without further adieu, here are the groups! Currently, it is divided into 3 groups.

The Highborn
This grouping includes those who select Final Fantasy games of quality over all other things. There may be inklings of Nostalgia, but regardless the games of choice of The Highborn are picked based mostly on sound mind and reason. Such games include IX, VI, IV, V, and Tactics.

Example Members - Neocracker, Raistlin, The Man, Shion, MontyPython

The Norms
Those of The Norms tend not to look to deeply into their games, and thusly tend to enjoy things more then the games quality would otherwise suggest. Still though, they do look enough to generally realize the problems exist, and still have an eye for at least some quality. The games The Norms tend to place atop their lists are the likes of Final Fantasy VII, XII, and Tactics Advance.

Example Members - Loony BoB, Bolivar, Sephiroth

The Damned
Some of us here are known as The Damned. They show a somewhat delusional view on life, and lack a real sense of their surroundings. They misconstrue things and fail to grasp reality itself. Mind you, this isn't inherently their fault, more likely then not they were born this way. These type are easily identified by praise of games such as X, X-2, VIII, and XIII. Again, do not feel alienated by this group, they simply just don't know better. They do tend to be friendly enough folk though.

Example members - DanielCLFFF13, Zeiferxx, I'm My Own Milf (AKA Mister Adequate, or whatever the hell the name is now.), Pike, Dandy da oak, Maybee


Don't take these groupings as if they are the only people you should associate with, mind you, just a little way to help you ease your transition into the community!

(SPOILER)Yes, I really had nothing better to do then this the past 10-20 minutes then take a jab at people who like different games then me.

[Shauna]

Well, this isn't very welcoming.

[Pike]

I don't see myself on the list

[Raistlin]

Welcome to EoFF, peons.

I don't see myself on the list

You're with The Damned, but only because Huxley has infected you.

[NeoCracker]

There you go Pike. ;P

Anyone want added into my examples, I'll gladly put you in!

[Hollycat]

What group do I fit in?

[Formalhaut]

I dread to think what group I'm in.

[Loony BoB]

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(SPOILER)I love you guys really. :<3:

[NeoCracker]

I don't remember what your favorite FF's are, so either post them or send them to me, and we shall see where you end up!

[Sephex]

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[Shorty]

Real great job at non-scaring off newbies, nerds.

[Formalhaut]

Okay then. What if you don't play ANY final fantasy?

I'm not one of those people, but assuming someone was, what group would they be in?

[Goldenboko]

What if you're favorite FFs are X, IX, and XII. That doesn't appear to make any of the lists.

[Shauna]

What if this thread is doing the opposite of attracting people to stay?

[Goldenboko]

What if NeoCracker is the worst