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    What would you like to say to them?
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Bomb bomb, bombity bomb, I said a bomb bomb bombity bomb.

    You do realize you can get tapped for saying that word?

    Maybe not now, but I could potentially have gotten my parents and myself in trouble for saying things like that on the phone and actually knowing where they were in their truck when I shouldn't have. They used to haul ammo and other military equipment with super high security clearances.

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    I have done nothing wrong.

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    Good one, Captain Obvious.

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    DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR AN AMAZING TRUE STORY

    ok so when I went to visit Hux we went to Belfast. Spent a few days there and then went to the airport so we could fly back to Jolly Ol' England. We're checking in our bags and there's a sign telling you what you can and can't have in your luggage and good old Huxley, who was already kind of flustered about something, says really loudly "HEY THERE'S NO NUCLEAR BOMBS ON THIS LIST, DOES THAT MEAN IT'S OK TO BRING THEM ABOARD??"

    the poor guy checking in our bags just laughed nervously and I pulled Hux aside and was like "uhh yeah you shouldn't be saying that in a bloody airport." Poor Hux turned beet red.

    Later when we went through security they spent fifteen minutes carefully going over his Playstation with every tool in the box to make sure it wasn't a bomb.

    It was amazing.

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    LMAO that reminds me of my sister... She flies a lot and went to go through security and the metal detector goes off. . She's thinking thinking thinking and suddenly goes "OH I know what it is!! I HAVE A KNIFE!"

    ... Her damn pink Swiss Army Knife that she'd forgotten was in her purse. Dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR AN AMAZING TRUE STORY

    ok so when I went to visit Hux we went to Belfast. Spent a few days there and then went to the airport so we could fly back to Jolly Ol' England. We're checking in our bags and there's a sign telling you what you can and can't have in your luggage and good old Huxley, who was already kind of flustered about something, says really loudly "HEY THERE'S NO NUCLEAR BOMBS ON THIS LIST, DOES THAT MEAN IT'S OK TO BRING THEM ABOARD??"

    the poor guy checking in our bags just laughed nervously and I pulled Hux aside and was like "uhh yeah you shouldn't be saying that in a bloody airport." Poor Hux turned beet red.

    Later when we went through security they spent fifteen minutes carefully going over his Playstation with every tool in the box to make sure it wasn't a bomb.

    It was amazing.
    And this is the story of how Pike and MILF were replaced with undercover NSA agents here at EoFF...


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    Hux pls

    I want them to know that [THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN DELETED BY THE NSA]

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    One of the coins in my wallet is actually a disguised 64GB microSD card, bursting at the seams with classified US intelligence files. The contents are also AES256 encrypted with a key more complex than your mother's penis.


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    Oh, should I for some reason be unable to check in at certain computer terminals at regular intervals, copies of the data will be automatically distributed to various websites and key personell around the world. Naturally, these distributed copies will not have the same password as my master copy has, and it will not be terribly hard for the recipents of them to guess the passwords, considering I have already supplied them with hints.
    So you should probably not kill me or lock me up or something like that.
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    My mothers penis is pretty damn complex I'll have you know, sir.


    On another note,

    I HATE YOU NSA GO EAT A OBUMA DOODOO WITH SOME BUSH ON TOP.

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    Staff are all key members of Anonymous.

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    Stop watching me masturbate, unless you're into that sort of thing.

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    Seriously? Well seriously I'd say "I really have no fear of you. The worst you can do is systematically destroy the very thing that keeps you in power. Point in fact, you're far more trapped than I - I can eventually change you. You can't do anything to me but hurt me."

    Non-seriously: "Come at me, bros."

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