The Official Ciddies Prediction Thread (Predictions closed)

[Shorty]

I hear that Award Pimp is siphoning votes to Raistlin in all the categories he's nominated.

I would wager that you are correct, my lady.

[theundeadhero]

Get back on the topic of making predictions, <i>EOFF Staff</i> :glare:

[Loony BoB]

I'd get involved in the predictions, but I don't get involved in predictions.

[Jiro]

(SPOILER)
1. Best Member
Locky

Despite what I expect to be a strong showing from the Sephex Support Contingent, I don't think anybody has what it takes to topple Queen Locky of EoFF.

Therefore...
Best Male: Sephex
Best Female: Tifa's Boobs

2. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Goldenboko

3. Best Cid’s Knight
Pike

4. Best Editor
Locky

5. Best Veteran
Shauna

I'm suddenly curious to know how many females have won this award, it's usually pretty male dominated from memory.

6. Best Regular
Formalhault

This is tight, but I think Formy might take it out.

7. Best Newbie
Yerushalmi

I've been enjoying his company in chat so I can only assume everyone has enjoyed him as much on the forum.

8. Sexiest Male
Levian

He always has a strong and loyal following so it's worth a shot.

9. Sexiest Female
Locky

Phwoar is it hot in here or what

10. Best Custom Rank
DK

I don't even remember what they all are so DK 'cause sure.

11. Best Avatar
shion

I think Kirby might actually bring home a lot of votes.

12. Best Signature
Aulayna

I don't even friggin' care I like this one and it's nice and isn't trying to be funny or too clever or anything.

13. Best Artist
DrAssenov

All that artwork for the FF Ciddies and whatnot will probably pay off here.

14. Best Writer
Pike

Just going with the old favourite.

15. Best General Forums Poster
DK

DK tells great stories.

16. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Vivi22

Nobody reads Bolivar and Wolf Kanno's big long posts any more, and White Wizard of Fynn still isn't widely known enough, so Vivi22 will probably snag this.

17. Best Thread Maker
Tifa's Boobs

Probably. Some crazy threads come outta this girl.

18. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Locky

Can't go wrong with Locky.

19. Best #eoff Chatter
Denmark

Denmark will probably pull more of the non-chatter vote than anyone else, so he should have this.

20. Best Thread
So how is everyone doing?

Cid.

21. Best Post
Doing God's work, son.

Sure, this works. (I haven't clicked any of them.)

22. Best Article/Article Series
Final Fantasy Sexism (series)

Probably the one with one that garnered the most attention and therefore the one that is most likely to win.

23. Craziest Member
Ultima Shadow

I hope enough people have seen the conversations fictional characters have with each other inside Shads' head. Pretty much the new Trumpet Thief, but with less sitting and staring.

24. Wittiest Member
Flying Mullet

Too many options, just picked Mullet because why the hell not.

25. Scariest Member
Cuchulainn

I think the great big Irish fella probably scares the more timid and reserved among the EoFF population.

26. Horniest Member
Chris

All of them, together, in a room. Havoc ensues.

27. Most Honest Member
Locky

Locky will win this because she is a journalist and journalists report the truth or she will lose this because she is a journalist and journalists are lying scumbags. Also, as one of those scat enthusiasts, she has admitted a pretty gross thing to the world and that requires metaphorical balls and some honesty.


28. Most Devious Member
Psychotic

Devious is absolutely without a doubt one of the most accurate words to describe Psychotic. There are, of course, plenty of nice words that describe him too but devious is right up there. I look forward to seeing what he has in store next

29. Most Gullible Member
shion

Not sure on this one, there a couple who could win it.

30. Most Objectively Objective Member
Raistlin

I have three front runners for this one, but Raistlin is my pick. He's either going to win because he is a lawyer and lawyers are objective, or he is going to lose because he is a lawyer and lawyers are scumbags. (Not my opinion; that's an objective fact.)

31. Most Emotional Member
Laddy

Oh god I don't know, only a handful of the members are robots so that doesn't narrow the list very far.

32. Most Missed Member
RSL

I think RSL might actually clinch this one.

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Freya

Isn't this the same as that MLT down there? I'll predict the same way then, and we'll see.

34. Most Helpful Member
Pantz

Always a safe bet.

35. Cutest Couple
Tifa's Boobs & Denmark

I haven't a smurfing clue but there are enough people who know both of them to give them an edge.

Most Likely To…

36. Be the Next Cid’s Knight/Editor
Formalhaut

Off to a good start, isn't he? Plenty of competition though, so who knows.

37. Get Banned
Chris

I don't know if mild sexual harrassment is an offence carrying a ban, but outside of an EoEO ban I can't see many of these guys actually getting banned for anything and so it's hard to tell where the votes will fall.

38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
DanielCLFFF13

This is always a tough bracket, with so many "how haven't they won a Ciddie before" entrants. This DanielCLFFF13 guy seems super sweet and everybody seems to have this soft spot, like he just melts their heart and they want to pick him up and carry him home and maybe they'll vote for him here so he wins something.

39. Start waiting in line for Final Fantasy XV a week before its release
Freya

I don't think the previous easy picks as fanboys/girls in DMKA and Loony BoB will get this. Although as I write, I am already second guessing myself. Freya shows enough passion and excitement that I think it would be an easy leap to consider others voting her in, as well.

40. Be a character in Kingdom Hearts 3
Shauna

I swear there used to be a limit on how many nominees there could be. In any case, Shauna seems like she could be a good addition to the cast of Kingdom Hearts. Why not?

41. Be Olenna Tyrell
Miriel

I have no idea what specific attribute(s) should be focused on, so I'm just going to shoot blindly as is generally my style and hope that it sticks.

42. Be the victim of Olenna’s next barb
Vivi22

I didn't get this during nominations and voting and I still don't get it now. You kids and your slang. Just going with the way I voted and hoping for a miracle.

43. Not have to pay prostitutes for sex after showing off their skills
Formalhaut

His timidness and lack of confidence (esp. re: "adult" things incl. sex) are ultimately what would make him a ladykiller. It's also, I guess, the "jokey" nomination which will probably appeal to a lot of the voters. Maybe they'll vote to show their secret desires, too

44. Spend $10,000 to be in the Veronica Mars movie
Shorty

I don't know, none of them probably would. How many of them even watched Veronica Mars? I really ought to go and do that at some point, it was an interesting series from what I remember.

45. Leave a hilarious rep comment
Denmark

Based on a combination of experience and relative activity/popularity, I think Denmark is probably most likely to pick this one up. There are a lot of good rep commenters out there, though; keep up the good work, kids.

46. Write about EoFF in the New York Times
Azar

The award is effectively based on him and his previous EoFF article, so it is no small stretch that most people would instantly associate the two and allow him to claim an easy victory.

47. Become a wealthy, capitalist sweatshop owner
Mister Adequate

I can't figure out whether the votes will go ironically or literally and so I'm taking a stab in the dark.

48. Rant online about the winner of #47 from their mother’s basement
nik0tine

It's hard to imagine any of the ones who would really have an issue with the previous award being ranty and any of the ranty ones having an issue, so let's go nik for a little breath of fresh air and hope he pulls through for me.

49. Total their car after swerving to avoid a squirrel
Shorty

This could go any number of ways but I think Shorty is still currently seen as ditzy enough to do such a thing. I'll have you know that her road rage would not allow her to swerve to avoid a squirrel; she would, instead, run the damn thing down while telling it to get out of the smurfing way. (She is also, for the record, an excellent driver.)

50. Get Together
Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women.

As much as the girl on girl pairing appeals to the male audience, nothing gets EoFF's jollies going like a good ribbing of the favourite piece of furniture: Loony BoB. I am thoroughly disturbed by the concept of him peeling a young lady but maybe that is his thing and smittenkitten isn't really smittenkitten at all but rather just her skin wrapped around a mannequin.

[maybee]

No awards, me. Pretty much.

[Jiro]

So, two predictors, huh? Aren't you guys just so passionate this year.

[Loony BoB]

Terrible showing. Nothing from Proto, Murd, Psy, hero? Just doesn't feel right.

[Shauna]

How long we got to do these? I keep putting off doing this because work and sleep. :3

[Formalhaut]

I'll do mine eventually. It takes alot to sit down for about an hour just do to a prediction.

I also like how everyone is spelling my name wrong for 'best regular'. Thanks Pimp for adding the extra 'l' in!

[Raistlin]

How long we got to do these? I keep putting off doing this because work and sleep. :3

Presumably you have until voting closes, which will be Sunday night. So hopefully more people will send in predictions this weekend.

Nothing from Proto, Murd, Psy, hero? Just doesn't feel right.

And Rantz! We kicked ass at predictions for a few years.

[Pumpkin]

My predictions (not actual votes):

1. Best Member
Locky

Best Male
Pantz

Best Female
Tifa's Boobs

2. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Pantz


3. Best Cid’s Knight
Shorty

4. Best Editor
Locky


5. Best Veteran
Agent Proto

6. Best Regular
Tifa's Boobs

7. Best Newbie
Yerushalmi

8. Sexiest Male
Happy Noodle Boy

9. Sexiest Female
Locky

10. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder

11. Best Avatar
Aulayna

12. Best Signature
Aulayna

13. Best Artist
Pete for President

14. Best Writer
Locky

15. Best General Forums Poster
Tifa's Boobs

16. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Aulayna

17. Best Thread Maker
Aulayna

18. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Locky

19. Best #eoff Chatter
Denmark

20. Best Thread
Soup

21. Best Post
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3217357

22. Best Article/Article Series
E3 2013 Round-Up
23. Craziest Member
HasteInTime

24. Wittiest Member
Psychotic


25. Scariest Member
Cuchulainn

26. Horniest Member
Chris

27. Most Honest Member
Miriel

28. Most Devious Member
Psychotic

29. Most Gullible Member
Formalhaut

30. Most Objectively Objective Member
Mister Adequate

31. Most Emotional Member
shion

32. Most Missed Member
Jiro

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB

34. Most Helpful Member
Pantz

35. Cutest Couple
Locky & Happy Noodle Boy

Most Likely To…

36. Be the Next Cid’s Knight/Editor
Formalhaut

37. Get Banned
HasteInTime

38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Yerushalmi

39. Start waiting in line for Final Fantasy XV a week before its release
Loony BoB

40. Be a character in Kingdom Hearts 3
Happy Noodle Boy

41. Be Olenna Tyrell
Tifa's Boobs

42. Be the victim of Olenna’s next barb
The Man

43. Not have to pay prostitutes for sex after showing off their skills
Formalhaut

44. Spend $10,000 to be in the Veronica Mars movie
Shorty

45. Leave a hilarious rep comment
Flying Mullet

46. Write about EoFF in the New York Times
Jiro

47. Become a wealthy, capitalist sweatshop owner
Peegee

48. Rant online about the winner of #47 from their mother’s basement
HasteInTime

49. Total their car after swerving to avoid a squirrel
Shorty

50. Get Together
Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women.

[Shorty]

guys I've never even seen veronica mars I don't know what that is but I keep getting predicted for it so I would like some explanations

[Pumpkin]

I dunno, I just thought of you when I saw it .

[Jinx]

More people need to predict.

[Formalhaut]

Right... here's my predictions. And so that makes... four predictions then right?

1. Best Member
Locky

Best Male
Agent Proto

Best Female
Tifa's Boobs

2. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Pantz

3. Best Cid’s Knight
Vivi22

4. Best Editor
Aulayna

5. Best Veteran
Agent Proto

6. Best Regular
shion

7. Best Newbie
Yerushalmi

8. Sexiest Male
Chris

9. Sexiest Female
Locky

10. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder

11. Best Avatar
Raistlin

12. Best Signature
Shion

13. Best Artist
DrAssenov

14. Best Writer
Locky

15. Best General Forums Poster
Tifa's Boobs

16. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Aulayna

17. Best Thread Maker
Aulayna

18. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Locky

19. Best #eoff Chatter
Denmark

20. Best Thread
So How Is Everyone Doing?

21. Best Post
Let's Talk About Ourselves

22. Best Article/Article Series
E3 2013 Round-Up

23. Craziest Member
Chris

24. Wittiest Member
Flying Mullet

25. Scariest Member
Cuchulainn

26. Horniest Member
Chris

27. Most Honest Member
Cuchulainn

28. Most Devious Member
Psychotic

29. Most Gullible Member
fire_of_avalon

30. Most Objectively Objective Member
Yerushalmi

31. Most Emotional Member
Laddy

32. Most Missed Member
Jiro

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB

34. Most Helpful Member
Pantz

35. Cutest Couple
Locky & Happy Noodle Boy

Most Likely To…

36. Be the Next Cid’s Knight/Editor
Shion

37. Get Banned
Cuchulainn

38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Yerushalmi

39. Start waiting in line for Final Fantasy XV a week before its release
Loony BoB

40. Be a character in Kingdom Hearts 3
The Summoner of Leviathan

41. Be Olenna Tyrell
Tifa's Boobs

42. Be the victim of Olenna’s next barb
Loony BoB

43. Not have to pay prostitutes for sex after showing off their skills
Parker

44. Spend $10,000 to be in the Veronica Mars movie
Shorty

45. Leave a hilarious rep comment
Flying Mullet

46. Write about EoFF in the New York Times
Jiro

47. Become a wealthy, capitalist sweatshop owner
Loony BoB

48. Rant online about the winner of #47 from their mother’s basement
Nik0tine

49. Total their car after swerving to avoid a squirrel
shion

50. Get Together
Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women.[/QUOTE]