You and five other EoFFers are in a lifeboat. Who's there, who makes it and who doesn't for what reason?Originally Posted by Pike
Lifeboat Situation
You and five other EoFFers are in a lifeboat. Who's there, who makes it and who doesn't for what reason?
Denmark
Shorty
Locky
Laddy
Happy Noodle Boy
It would make sense for other Aussies or NZers to be on board... Jiro, Mike, Noodle, Locky if she is here... I guarantee we all make it because I am feeling unusually optimistic today. You could say I feel lucky, punk.
All girls wouldn't work, cause you women would just start touching eachother instead of me, and I'd be the first tossed off.
So instead I pick one hot girl and 4 dudes who are even creepier then I am!
Four of us survived... ...Raistlin and Loony BoB were already onboard. Raistlin threw me a lifebuoy and pulled me aboard. Chemical held onto some bananas and made it to the lifeboat. Raistlin, Raistlin was a disgusting man. He ate a rat. We had food enough for weeks, but he found the rat in the first few days - and he killed it, and dried it in the sun and ate it. He was such a brute, that man. But he was resourceful. It was his idea to build the raft to catch fish. We would have died in those first few days without him. Loony BoB was the same man who brought rice with gravy, the Buddhist. We didn't understand much of what he said, only that he was suffering. I can still hear him - the happy Buddhist who only ate rice with gravy. He had broken his leg horribly in the fall. We tried to set it as best we could, but the leg became infected and Raistlin told us we had to do something or he'd die. Raistlin said he'd do it, but Chemical and I had to hold the man down. And I believed him - we needed to do it.So... I kept saying, "I'm sorry, I'msorry", but he just kept.. lookingat me, his eyes so... I'll never understand the point of that man's suffering. We didn't save him, of course. He died. The morning after, Raistlin caught his first dorado, and I didn't understand what he'd done at first, but Chemical did, and I'd never seen her so angry. 'Stop whining and be happy,' he said. "We need more food or we'll die. That was the whole point.' 'What was the point?' Chemical asked. "You let that poor boy die in order to get bait?You monster!' Raistlin got furious.He started towards her with his fists raised, and Chemical slapped him hard, right across the face. I was stunned. I thought he was going to kill her right then. But he didn't. Raistlin didn't stop atbait either, no. Loony BoB, hewent the same way the rat went -Raistlin was a resourceful man. It was a week later that he... Because of me. Because I couldn't hold onto a stupid turtle. It slipped out of my hands and swam away and Raistlin came up and punched me on the side of the head and my teeth clackedand I saw stars. I thought he was going to hit me again, but then Chemical started pounding on him with her fists and screaming, "MONSTER!MONSTER!" She yelled at me to go to the raft - "Nee poda!" I thought she was coming with me or I'd never have... I don't know why I didn't make her go first. I think about that every day. I jumped over and turned back just as the knife came out. There wasn't anything I could do; I couldn't look away... He threw her body overboard. Then the sharks came. I saw what they... I saw. The next day I killed him. He didn't even fight back. He knew he had gone too far, even by his standards. He'd left the knife out on the bench. And I did to him what he did to Loony BoB. He was such an evil man, but worse still, he brought the evil out in me.
Psychotic
Iceglow
NCG
Shorty
Noxious
We all survive except for Iceglow, we eat him to sustain ourselves. We were saved a mere day after killing and devouring him and we all had a good laugh at his misfortune.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
This is how I'd survive.
I'd, in private, make a pact with three others to throw one overboard. Then, insisting that our pact is still gold with two others, we'd eliminate the second. Then I'd repeat until the other is gone. Finally, it will be just Boobs and I. We'd head to Brazil and film a gay porno.
She said EoFFers.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I eat them all.
...There has to be at least ONE guy here creepier then me.She said EoFFers.
and I'd be the first tossed off.
It doesn't matter who I'm with, I would insist upon being eaten first, despite my gammy leg.
Implying there are 5 EoFFers worthy of joining me on a lifeboat.
BAH
I'd have anyone who even thought of getting on MY lifeboat shot and used as decoration for the boat.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Mister Adequate
Laddy
Vivi22
NeoCracker
Bolivar
We survive by arguing about videogames because every single one of these people would fight death off indefinitely in order to have the last word about a game.
The more troubling question is why I would be sailing the oceans with any of you to begin with.
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