Del Murder sent me a message and I thought it was going to be commenting on what I submitted Award Pimp for the speeches, but it wasn't, because apparently my contribution was omitted. Instead, I got this:
Your signature is 7, count em', 7 pixels over the height limit. It's 257 when the limit is 250. As a forums moderator I have no choice but to warn you that if you do not correct this atrocity I will be forced to banish you from here forever and also take all your stuff. How could you do this? Has anyone thought about the children?
Seriously, the dude just won a goddamn lifetime achievement award and he's nitpicking about sig pixels on a Friday night. I think I'm going to cry.