When I think about someone being "regular", I either think of them being plain, ordinary and average or eating a high fiber diet and having no problems taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. I doubt our nominees want to be classified as either of these.
(SPOILER)(It's a good thing Locky isn't a nominee because she'd be a shoo-in with her scat fetish and all.) So I'm going to attempt to come up with a better title for this award than the best boring, normal member that eats lots of fiber.
(SPOILER)(That last word translates to "fibre" for you folks speaking the Queen's English. This speech will not be written in the Queen's English so humor me...I mean humour me, dammit!)
So we want to recognize the member(s) who have joined since the Golden Age of EoFF
(SPOILER)(I'm allowed to say that, right?) and didn't fall off the turnip tuck last month
(SPOILER)(Wait, is that saying used outside the US? If not, Google it.) This group consists of bunnies, boobs and presidents. We've got Laddy who is a hippie and dandy who is an oak so I'm going to assume they get along great and Laddy hugs dandy all day long. Then we have Bolivar, Cim, Formalhault and shion to round out the nominees.
(SPOILER)(Sorry y'all, I've got nothing creative on your names. Wait, we'll call you the brain trust. Will that work?) As I look over this nominee list (which, by the way, isn't in alphebetical order like the rest of the nominees for other awards
(SPOILER)Actually it is, made you look!) I think dynamic, charasmatic, influental, rising stars! Nay, this is not a group of regulars but a group of visionaries ready to change the world! They have learned the ropes here at EoFF, paid their dues and become master at their trades
(SPOILER)(Except for shion, but it would be embarassing to single her out in front of everbody...)! Which means you are destined for than none other than middle management!
(SPOILER)(I know, totally ace right?(SPOILER)I used "ace" there for you Brits. Did I do it right?) So raise your glasses high and sing a toast as we witness who will be crowned the Best Middle Manager!
(SPOILER)(I agree, the new title is a bit of a let-down, but then so are these nominees. amiright?)
ps.
(SPOILER)This award will probably be presented by Locky in hopes that the "regular" winner can fuel her scat fetish... 