Agent Proto:
There once was a fellow named Jeff
Who had really minty breath
He wrote many things
And I’ve never heard him sing
But this guy is quite the threat!
Calliope
Nicky, Nicky, Nicky
This one is a little tricky
I don’t know her well
I wonder about her smell
And whether or not she’s sticky
Citizen Bleys
Bleys is a great young man
Maybe he has an uncle Stan
I don’t even know
If he likes the sun or the snow
But I know he’s a wonderful chap.
Flying Mullet
Mullet Mullet.
With a slinky gullet.
And a package from here to the moon
I hope he’s happy.
If he wins this award
Maybe he’ll give his Ciddie a spoon
Jowy
Jowy is a bro
He listen to Macklemo’
He aint my friend or foe
He dissed the Spice Girls
But it was just a joke so whatever.
This poem is as deep as his poem.
Quint Eastwood
Arthur or Martha? Who even knows.
Quint Eastwood.
Except maybe he has no wood.
But he totally does because he made a vid’yo yo.
And it was all for Iceglow.
Sephex
Sephex no Ciddie. Or should I say 1 Ciddie
He is bloody pretty
And a hilarious guy to boot.
He sleeps in bed
With a cap on his head
And his butt will do a few toots!
Shauna
My darling Scot
With a rocking Butt
Yes I stared as you climbed the stairs
When we went for ice cream
I perved on your ass
And I touched your boobs.
Boobs.
The Summoner of Leviathan
Bobby is sexy
Bobby is cute
Bobby is the coolest dude to boot
He’s friends with Phil
So he’s a friend indeed
But will he be the best Veteran?
Maybe indeed.