And now, the award for 'Most Devious Member' - presented by 'New Girl' stars, Jessica Day and Nick Miller!
Jess: Nick, I am telling you, there is just no such thing as a devious person!
Nick: Oh my God, Jessica! How can you be so naive?
Jess: How is having faith in people naive Nick? Huh?
Nick: How did you get through life with this mindset that you have? I don't understand it!
Jess: Well I know who would win Angriest Member...
Nick: Well not me because I'm not, you know, a member of a Final Fantasy forum.
Jess: ... Why are we here?
Nick: I actually don't know. I think we're under the control of some strange Editor called Locky... WE ARE UNDER HER CONTROL.
Jess: Well... wow, this is new.
Nick: You know, you could even say it's DEVIOUS BEHAVIOUR.
Jess: She's just making you say that.
Nick: EXACTLY
Jess: Anyway, before this gets anymore out of hand. Let's talk about why these nominees are NOT devious! First up, Citizen Bleys. Now, this guy is a pretty nice guy. He's smart, honest, and a friendly guy! He made a soundclip didn't he? To introduce people to the site?
Nick: Yeah but you're forgetting about the whole CENTAUR THING.
Jess: That wasn't devious... It was just, funny...
Nick: Well what about Cuchulainn, he's pretty devious right, so snarky sometimes, and always bending the rules...
Jess: Cuch is not even snarky. He's misunderstood. I just know beneath that hard exterior is a squishy teddybear. Give him one day with me, and he'll have changed. Just like our Landlord.
Nick: Yeah but then he wanted a threesome...
Jess: Well... Cuch is also up for sexiest male soo....
Nick: Oh God.
Jess: DEL MURDER! This guy is awesome, he's a great admin of the site and gives away free codes for the Final Fantasy XIV Beta, also he gave out tickets to Distant Worlds. He's amazing.
Nick: But those codes were for the NA region! The EU massive were left out! CONNED! HE IS A CONMAN, A DEVIOUS CONMAN!
Jess: Mirage. He's a cool guy. I don't see a devious bone in him.
Nick: Yeah, he hasn't done anything that sticks out to me, but that is just plain devious in itself... You should always be wary of the quiet ones!
Jess: PANTZ IS MY FAVOURITE GUY EVER! He gave me cinnamon buns and fixed up all my tech problems! AND he's funny.
Nick: Okay but what about all of his pranks and mischief? Did you think about that?
Jess: Well no, but think of all the good he does, that outweighs any of his MINOR pranks!
Nick: Pike? Seriously? Pike isn't devious... or maybe she is! You know what. I don't trust any of these people. I really don't!
Jess: See! Some people are great!
Nick: Vivi22 is a Cid's Knight and he has the power to do whatever the hell he wants to you!
Jess: Yeah but he's sweet!
Nick: Quint Eastwood is just.... Well, never trust a Quint is all I'm saying.
Jess: Doesn't make sense Nick.
Nick: True but... well, true. Raistlin. Again, another staffer with tricks up his sleeves. You notice how most of these devious people are STAFF. For God's sake Pantz is a DEVeloper. He stinks of deviousness!
Jess: No that's just the smell of Swedish pastries Nick!
Nick: Well fine. What about Psychotic? He's probably the most devious of them all. He is always up to crap.
Jess: But he's really sweet too.
Nick: Iceglow would beg to differ.
Jess: I guess, I can't argue with that one.... So I guess what you're saying is that everyone is bad?
Nick: Yes.
News just in. Nick Miller is actually..... SHORTY.
Originally Posted by Locky
Drag, you have no patience whatsoever.
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