Ciddies Summer 2013: REVELATIONS DAY

[Pumpkin]

Wow at that speech. I don't even...

[Shauna]

Congrats to Bunny!

[Shorty]

That speech was nonsense.

[Sephex]

[Dat Matt]

[Loony BoB]

I even typed that out while drunk. Backspace still exists when you're drunk, folks. Also, just starting the boozing and yes, Bunny is a fantastically deserving winner of that award.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

26. Horniest Member


Nomination leader(s): Tifa’s Boobs (11)

The Nominees:

Chris
Formalhaut
iceglow.
kotora
NorthernChaosGod
Parker
Rebellious Eagle
Shorty
Tifa's Boobs

[Denmark]

this thread man

[Shorty]

I even typed that out while drunk. Backspace still exists when you're drunk, folks. Also, just starting the boozing and yes, Bunny is a fantastically deserving winner of that award.

You... drunkenly transcribed your own drunk phone call speech?

[Sephex]

GO SAM

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Some of the members on EoFF are pretty damn horny. So horny, that the list of nominees for Horniest Member confounds me. However, disregard my opinion and let's get straight to business, shall we? I'm sure that with all the sexual innuendos and freaks going around here, I'm going to give my personal rating to each nominee to see who's the most deserving for this certain Ciddie.

Chris - Despite his like for weird food, he's as horny as one could get. A good majority of his posts are filled with innuendos left and right. Heck, he's even trying to get Cuch to turn gay.
10 out of 10

Formalhaut - Why is he on this list? He's tame compared to the rest. Though, he's no stranger to the dirty stuff.
4 out of 10

iceglow. - He's known as a lady's man, or at least that's what he claims. He has tons of stories to share about his sexual adventures, so that's good to hear. I'm sure if there's someone to come to for material for a smut story, he's your man.
8 out of 10

kotora - While not particularly a forums poster, he's usually seen hanging out at #eoff. From my experiences of watching chat, any conversations with him ends up with him asking about a hot girl, or whether sex was involved.
8 out of 10

NorthernChaosGod - While he's been known as a horny guy in the past, his exploits have been rather few lately.
7 out of 10

Parker - Parker likes dicks. Right? Or so he says...
7 out of 10

Rebellious Eagle - Not sure why she's on this list as well, but she's a girl. She has a thread in EoEO that could be NSFW, or something. She's... eh. Not really sure how I can properly rate her.
? out of 10

Shorty - Another female in this list! Not many can be considered horny, and Shorty is no exemption! Though, I wouldn't really consider her to be super horny as a good majority of others. Just my opinion!
6 out of 10

Tifa's Boobs - Good lord. Tifa's Boobs is one horny girl. If I have to compare her with someone else on this list, it would have to be Chris. Him and TB are top-tier on this list of nominees. Provide a fairly safe picture, and I can guarantee you that she'll find something naughty with it. Oh, that sausage looks like a penis!
10 out of 10

Well, that's my rating for each nominee! Who'll end up winning is up to the voters! Who will it be? Based on my rating, it's either Chris or Tifa's Boobs, but who knows? We may even see a surprise winner!

...and the winner goes to...

And dear god, I hope [the Scariest Member] isn't the same as this one

[Shauna]

I even typed that out while drunk. Backspace still exists when you're drunk, folks. Also, just starting the boozing and yes, Bunny is a fantastically deserving winner of that award.

You... drunkenly transcribed your own drunk phone call speech?

He did. Was drunkenly bragging about it.

[Denmark]

if sam doesn't win this you're all loonies

[LadyJuxtaposition]

Congrats to Bunny and the winners so far! Best speeches I heard too!

And seriously BoB, I think you need to sober up.

[Pike]