Ciddies Summer 2013: REVELATIONS DAY

[snacks]

GO SHIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Shauna]

Congrats to shion, again!

[Jiro]

here comes the shion sweep

[Pumpkin]

Wow thanks, that was a close one

I owe my success to Kirby

[Pike]

(SPOILER)

[Pumpkin]

[INSERT KIRBY IMAGE HERE]

[Lonely Paper Star]

Thanks for the grats for Best Writer. and grats to all the other winners!

[Agent Proto]

I want to sweep.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

10. Best Custom Rank


Nomination leader(s): Psychotic (8)

The Nominees:

Del Murder
Denmark
DK
Flying Mullet
Freya
Pantz
Psychotic
Raistlin
Sephex

[Jiro]

I would like to take a moment to remind you all of who we miss on these festive occasions...

Christmas

We love you, come back

[LadyJuxtaposition]

KIRBY POWER!!!!!

[snacks]

kirby_sweep.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Personally, I've always found that there is a mystery to all custom ranks. What do they mean? Why are they the way that they are? Just for the Ciddies, I decided to get some balls and ask a quick question to all the nominees about theirs!


Did somebody say Wonder?

So what if they did?

If they did, then I would pop out of the dumbwaiter or a sandwich and my trick would be complete!

Whoa man, whoa.

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i just can't wait

Is your bus late?

I'M SO IMPATIENT ALWAYS ALL THE TIME DUH. I CAN'T EVEN WAIT TO BE KING. I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE.

Damn, I would not want to stand near this lion cub in line!

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Looks like a golden shiny wire of hope

How much do you think I can get for it?

S*@%! Ya can't put a price on hope, shiny eyed $&^*%^*$ $*%^%! *wiggles arms from side to side*

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Old school, like an old fool.

Do you do anything youthful?

Oh, I'm totally youthful and down with the current hip trends. My friends and I just started this new thing called "planking" and we all laid down like boards on trash cans in the park. It was hilarious! Then the other day my friend jumped up in the air and acted like he was being choked while I held my hand up and our other friend took the picture. It was so cool because it looks like I am choking him like Darth Vader. Apparently it's called "Vadering" and we're going to make a website for it to share all of the great photos we're going to make. And just last weekend one of my friends was telling me about the Harlem Shake. It's a silly dance video that's all the craze right now. We're going to make one ourselves and put it on YouTube. It'll probably get thousands if not millions of views.

Riiiiiiiiiight

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Master of the Fork

Do you have anything to say about the dish and spoon running away?

It's quite a traumatic event that happened in the dishware community. Others were in shock in awe off it. Spoon left fork with baby sporks and no money to their name. Now the works part about it was that the little dog just laughed at the whole thing, traumatizing fork.

Yikes, sorry I asked

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I aim to misbehave.

Have you succeeded?

Well, the first time I met up with Shorty, I threw her head-first into a wall. And pantsed her a lot. That was fun! I regularly prank EoFFers with technical shenanigans, often unbeknownst to themselves. You could be a victim! I think that's the main function I fill on staff right now.

Oh, and I read everybody's PMs and sell EoFFers' contact details in bulk to shady advertising companies.

*slowly walks away*

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Enforcer? Thank you, I believe I shall.

You enforce a lot of things, what was your favourite enforcing moment?

This punk PMed me asking me to contribute to their speech, so I sent them a passive-aggressive response. That sure as smurf enforced them.

Jerk.

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ShlupQuack's Pimp

Has she been bringing in the good dough?

In her youth, back during Prohibition, she was a top earner. In her old age, though, with her boobs nearly hitting the floor, she only gets asked for by the the guys into OFGILFs ("old fatty grannies I'd like to smurf"). But she is still a capable manager who helps me bring in other top earners and enforces the rules with ridicule and pimpess slaps.

*tear* So touching.

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Within the Giant

What do you do there?

I rock out to the bLiNd remix of "Within the Giant" from FFIV, obviously!

\m/

[Dat Matt]

[Shauna]

I will mop the Ciddies.