Bob is so hilariously drunk. He's had like 2 drinks.
What a lightweight.
MLT to bob
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
ahahahahaha BoB plsOriginally Posted by Mr. Shauna
Lightweight nerrrd.
Nerds be nerdin'
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
cause your friends don't dancewe can leave your friends behind
and if they don't dancecause your friends don't dancewe can leave your friends behind
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I honestly wasn't expecting this one.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
no one is surprised
Gratz Shion
Nice surprise though
(you were tough competition)
and if they don't dance then they're no friends of minecause your friends don't dancewe can leave your friends behind
and if they don't dancecause your friends don't dancewe can leave your friends behind
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
then they're no friends of mine!and if they don't dancecause your friends don't dancewe can leave your friends behind
5. Best Veteran
Nomination leader(s): Shauna (10)
The Nominees:
Agent Proto
Calliope
Citizen Bleys
Flying Mullet
Jowy
Quint Eastwood
Sephex
Shauna
The Summoner of Leviathan
You know I wanted to rap for this. I wanted to make some super neat parody song and vocaroo the trout out of it for you guys, but then I realised there is pretty much no song in which I can rap or sing about how awesome these guys are. Seriously, I mean… These are some of the best members of the site. So listen up now and read my wee poems about each of them!
Agent Proto:
There once was a fellow named Jeff
Who had really minty breath
He wrote many things
And I’ve never heard him sing
But this guy is quite the threat!
Calliope
Nicky, Nicky, Nicky
This one is a little tricky
I don’t know her well
I wonder about her smell
And whether or not she’s sticky
Citizen Bleys
Bleys is a great young man
Maybe he has an uncle Stan
I don’t even know
If he likes the sun or the snow
But I know he’s a wonderful chap.
Flying Mullet
Mullet Mullet.
With a slinky gullet.
And a package from here to the moon
I hope he’s happy.
If he wins this award
Maybe he’ll give his Ciddie a spoon
Jowy
Jowy is a bro
He listen to Macklemo’
He aint my friend or foe
He dissed the Spice Girls
But it was just a joke so whatever.
This poem is as deep as his poem.
Quint Eastwood
Arthur or Martha? Who even knows.
Quint Eastwood.
Except maybe he has no wood.
But he totally does because he made a vid’yo yo.
And it was all for Iceglow.
Sephex
Sephex no Ciddie. Or should I say 1 Ciddie
He is bloody pretty
And a hilarious guy to boot.
He sleeps in bed
With a cap on his head
And his butt will do a few toots!
Shauna
My darling Scot
With a rocking Butt
Yes I stared as you climbed the stairs
When we went for ice cream
I perved on your ass
And I touched your boobs.
Boobs.
The Summoner of Leviathan
Bobby is sexy
Bobby is cute
Bobby is the coolest dude to boot
He’s friends with Phil
So he’s a friend indeed
But will he be the best Veteran?
Maybe indeed.
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