The Post-Ciddies Summer 2013 Thread (VOTE ON THESE SPEECHES NERDS)

[Loony BoB]

I'm not that drunk.

...anymore. ._.

[The Man]

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.

[Nicolas]

A half-assed job? Are you joking? Yes.

Hey, hey now. I could do what I always do and NOT do anything along the lines of participation. Would you rather that alternative?

[Night Fury]

I can empty my mognet box now

[Loony BoB]

So I was pretty drunk (still a little drunk now >_>) when I got a PM from Sarah last night asking to say things about Tara and Jiro and it turns out she also mentioned Raistlin and I didn't read that bit for some reason. Again, drunk. So. Raistlin!

I know how hard it is to run these Ciddies. It's an enormous task, it takes bloody forever, and you put a great twist on things and still managed to get it all sorted without any slip-ups. The level of involvement required to host the Ciddies is an incredible thing, something people more than likely underestimate to a massive degree. You deserve every bit of praise that has been sent your way for this, man. You're a good bloke, an honest bloke (despite my drunken lawyer joking crap in that speech), and a hard working one too. You know that while I hate debating crap with you, I've always had a lot of respect for you as a staffer even when you weren't on EoFF staff and now I can feel that you're so much more of a complete EoFF member after 13 years at this place because now you have run the Ciddies, you've given back to the community in a massive way. Top man, and I won't say this kind of stuff about you often, so enjoy it while it lasts. Great Ciddies.

But if anything, I hope you now have a slight understanding of why I got annoyed when you and Murd buggered up my bloody Ciddies, you little cockmonkey.

[Shorty]

For the record, I initially listed Locky and Jiro because I assumed they wrote the most. Then I tallied up the numbers from BoB and Mulley and had to include them as well, but it was too late to get nice things said about them.

[Night Fury]

Don't include me in a list for writing a few speeches. Ciddie's were Raistlins thing so praise him.

[Shorty]

Not happening. Hush it up.

[Loony BoB]

Don't include me in a list for writing a few speeches. Ciddie's were Raistlins thing so praise him.

You and your modesty. Here, let me be cocky enough for the both of us...

For the record, I initially listed Locky and Jiro because I assumed they wrote the most. Then I tallied up the numbers from BoB and Mulley and had to include them as well, but it was too late to get nice things said about them.

It's okay, no words can do us justice anyway.

[Shorty]

Mulley is better than you. He is better than us all.

[Aulayna]

Hopefully I can actually be around for the winter ones this year and see the stuff in chat. It feels like I'm only getting half of the experience without the #eoff stuff.

All that being said - great job Wes, especially with the other stuff you had going on at the same time, you pulled it together well.

The speeches that I've read so far (still catching up >_>) have been hilarious too! Never did I consider likening EoFF to a colony of ants...

[Night Fury]

Jesus Christ! you bunch of bastards!

You didn't vote us for Cutest Couple. How very dare you ALL. You just don't know how cute Philara is. Just you wait until our beach snaps pop up in a picture thread, you'll be like 'Damn, they ARE the cutest couple!'


So I'm sitting like Locky-no-Ciddies for a while. And I win Best Blogger/Article Writer and I'm like this.



And then I go back to arsing around my house while my Mum and Sister keep barging in my room telling me off for drinking a beer, and wanting me to help them with their outfits but I'm like NO IT'S CIDDIES. And then I'm like this.


Then I lost Sexiest Female and I was all like this


(I didn't really. That gif was just too good to not use. Gratz mama. Sexy genes tbh )

THEN.

It's Best Member
And I'm like eff you, I'm not winning this one.
And then it's like

LOCKY

and I'm like; "u wot m8?"



And I retract into this bubble of NO IT CAN'T BE IT'S A LIE! The voters are wrong! I am not Best Member what the plopping hell? So many other Members deserved it way more than me what the hecky do dah?

And I go to bed.

And I sleep on it.

And it's still true.

And I'm still like.



AND THEN.

I REALISE WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE. YOU'VE MADE ME PEAK. HOW. DO. I. BEAT. BEST. MEMBER?

So yeah? Where do I go from here EoFF? WHERE?

I just feel like I'm Beyonce right now. Rockstarrin'




So thank you so much for the votes! I am gonna shake my bootay in celebration all day.
(I'm also going to make sure I eat a lot of cake to maintain a Beyonce-esque curve)

[Loony BoB]

I fixed all your links, Sarah. 15 posts per page is vile.

[Shorty]

I don't know of to what you are referring to. I have a billion posts per page.

You can't get it, though, sorry.

[Shauna]

I am glad you are finally accepting the truth, Tara. Congratulations to you, and thank you for your hard work.