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    Default The "if we're 40 and single" pact

    You know, the "if we're forty and you're single and I'm single let's get married" pact with friends.

    Who would you get married to out of aging desperation?

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    Me, Faye Valentine, Japan 2030. It's happening.

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    Lol. No.

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    Depends on who the friend is. Sometimes it wouldn't be such a bad thing.

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    No way am I going to interrupt my masturbate and cry schedule.

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    Parker.

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    Justy and I have this agreement. And we're going to have Gaybies then too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    No way am I going to interrupt my masturbate and cry schedule.
    This except with games and feeding my millions of cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    millions of cats.
    Awww yeah.

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    I assume by that time we'll be able to marry anyone or anything we otter, so I would probably marry my car. Bert knows how intimate human-car relations can be.

    Well, that or my right hand. But I'd be concerned with the usual trend of having less sex with your spouse after marriage. Plus, any divorce would just be messy.

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    Shorty would do if I was desperate enough.

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    Eh, I'll take it.

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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    People that I actually -know-?

    Well. There's My Friend Pobz. I already promised I'd haunt him. And I'm like the only chick he'll talk to on the reg, so there's that. We always have good laugh when he drunk dials me.

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    I would just become a old spinster woman. I will hang out with all my spinster friends and we will be old and weird together.

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