My Name May Be Laddy

[Laddy]

...But just call me York.

Everyone else does.

Funny game quotes. Go.

[Shauna]

I really need to get round to finishing Deadly Premonition. So gr8.

(I don't have any funny game quotes that I can think of, please carry on.)

[Pike]

Please don't go.

The drones need you.

They look up to you.

[Aulayna]

This guy are sick.

[Dat Matt]

What did the coffee tell you york?

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Harry Mason: Hold it!
Kaufmann: *shoots Harry from a couple feet away*
Harry Mason: Stop! Don't shoot! Wait, I'm not here to fight. My name is Harry Mason. I'm in town on vacation.
Kaufmann: Thank god. Another human being.

[Calliope]

I no can eat until it weaker!

[Araciel]

Stuff from Symphony of the Night

[Tigmafuzz]

My favorite game quotes ever:

You have died of dysentery.

All your base are belong to us.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

I AM ERROR.

A winner is you!

the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie

Do a barrel roll!

X-Men, welcome to die!

CONGRATULATION, THIS STORY IS HAPPY END, THANK YOU

"I will kill your dicks!"
"What? What does that even mean? You're gonna kill my dick?"

I am the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my trout at you.

Killtacular!

Boomshakalaka!

Why, that's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Dude, where's my silica?

What do I look like, an orc?

Also the lemons thing and most everything else from Portal 2

(SPOILER)arrow to the knee

(SPOILER)wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

[Pike]

"I HAVE FURY!" -Fawful, Superstar Saga

also: "Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!" -same guy

[Tigmafuzz]

[Loony BoB]

I agree with anything from Portal 2 because it is by default the most hilarious gathering of quotes ever.

I haven't played it (I plan to eventually) but I saw a video and the Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon tutorial bit is amazing. Examples include...

Loading basic tutorial batch 101 from “Military Navigation for Idiots

Press ‘Enter’ to Demonstrate Your Ability to Read

Jump if you wish to jump

Pressing ‘Space’ enables you to move in a Z-axis arc without touching the ground in between

Moving allows you to go in many exciting directions

Running is like walking — only faster

Are these tutorials getting in the way of your mayhem?

etc. etc.

I like a lot of the Uncharted 2/3 commentary, too (particularly between Nate/Sully and Nate/Chloe), although I can't remember it off the top of my head. Also, from Sazh: "All this dampness is damp." Gets me every time.