Mothersmurfing Ranch Dressing

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Ranch is the most vile substance on earth.

Is this trout not pretty much the worst thing ever? Like, seriously. The fact people put in on smurfing everything makes me wanna freak. At work everyone practically inhales it and it's gross.

Eric lol, he hates it so bad it's ridiculous you can't even show it to him irl or he gags.

I like ranch but I don't like the smell of it I guess? I don't know sometimes I can handle it and sometimes it's just too much and I have to throw it away.