Vase or Vase

[Spuuky]

In what universe does race rhyme with vase? The word is stupid, I grant you, and I will just call it a glass smurfing flowerpot to avoid having to say it, but it's not "vace" by any stretch.

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So we're at Jiro on one side, and Jonathan Swift on the other. I wonder which opinion I should trust more.