(SPOILER)

1. In Final Fantasy, how much GP does your party start off with in the NES version?

ONE MILLIONTY TRILLION

2. In Final Fantasy, what do the citizens refer to the city of Cornelia as?

AN OLD FASHIONED VICTORIAN LADY

3. In Final Fantasy, where can you buy a Longsword?

FROM YOUR MOM LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT HEHEHEHE

4. In Final Fantasy II, what can Guy do that no other characters can?

HAVE A PENIS

5. In Final Fantasy III, what was the name of the cave discovered by the Onion Knights?

YOUR MOM AGAIN HEHEHEHEH




I don't know any of these, and I'm not going to cheat and Google. These are my best guesses.