Quote Originally Posted by Synoptikal View Post
Aaaaaaaaand BACKHANDER!

You tumble down the hill. Claiming it was elementary! :3
Defeated, at the bottom of the hill, I think of an ingenious method. I begin digging into the hill, bit by bit, digging quietly to make sure you are unaware of my presence. Suddenly, and without warning, I spring up and frighten to you such a degree that you tumble off the hill.

I claim the hill.