I have never once heard you say dang.Originally Posted by Denmark
THANKS, OBAMA.
i dunno if I have things I say a lot irl that aren't stolen from other people. i give a lot of thumbs-upsto avoid having to actually form a meager sentence. i say "dang" a fair bit.
Oh, another two of my catchprases:
"Your choice, my friend."
"Thank you so much. Thank you so much."
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dang i guess i swear too much for reals around you then. or maybe i just say it on the internet.I have never once heard you say dang.
THANKS, OBAMA.
i dunno if I have things I say a lot irl that aren't stolen from other people. i give a lot of thumbs-ups
"Could be worse. You could be on fire."
[You spit on mercy? Then you will have none! You want carnage?!]
[Garrosh will get more blood than EVER he bargained for!]
I realized when I was in the car with Denmark last night--whenever I say something that's inappropriate, I will follow it with: "Yeah I just threw out/dropped a --"
"Yeah, well [person's name] can suck my dick."
I use this really often. Even moreso when I'm intoxicated.
"But I took it out of the shell!"
"Maybe you're pregnant" - said in response to virtually anything anybody (male or female) says about their current or recent physical or mental state.
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Common catchphrases, or just phrases, that I say All.The.Time.
"Oh for Gods sake" - Said all the time.
"Oh well." - Said all the time when a problem has arisen, and often when the problem does bother me but I try and mask it.
"Eh?" - Said frequently when I either didn't quite hear the person, didn't understand what they are saying or completely bewildered.
"Haven't a clue" - Don't know.
"But what do I know?"
"Don't take my word as gospel"
"I'm hardly an expert, but"
"I'm abit of an idiot, so I could be wrong" - All three are variations of "I'm a bit thick, so don't take my word as gospel"
"Tease it. Teeeeease iiiit...."
[In response to "Where does this go?"] "Up your butt."
it's always so much longer than you counted on.
but you don't worry, you don't worry.
cause you've got soul.
"...Whut?" I say it like that instead of "What?!" or "Eh?!" for conveying disbelief.
[You spit on mercy? Then you will have none! You want carnage?!]
[Garrosh will get more blood than EVER he bargained for!]
Respondez: "Twelve!"
This is partially motivated by the need to annoy and partially a need to postpone answering the question as sometimes I need time to consider while sometimes I just wasn't listening.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
"Words..!"
1) When I've had a hard time hearing someone say something
2) When someone is having a hard time saying something
3) When I'm having a hard time saying something
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
"I'm sorry, you'll have to ask somebody else as that's not my job."
I kid, I kid. Though sometimes I wish it was my catchphrase!
I say "to be honest," an awful lot, which I always worry makes everything else I say (which, to be fair, might only be about every second sentence in which I don't use that phrase) seem disingenuous.
"What a pack of clowns!"
"It's a bloody barrel of monkeys!"
"I'm hungry/make me a sandwich/I'm cold/I'm dying"
"SHAZZAM!"
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