How do you get your Smokey on?

[Flying Mullet]

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I saw this banner at the bottom of the forum and I wondered how one does get their "Smokey" on.

Well, how do you?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I imagine getting your Smokey on is similar to this.

[Denmark]

if you avoid forests then you can't be responsible for the fires!

[noxious.sunshine]

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Thought this was about something else entirely.

[Flying Mullet]

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Thought this was about something else entirely.

[theundeadhero]

I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.

[Flying Mullet]

I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.

Is this common?

[Sephex]

No, Smokey. Leave me alone. I won't listen to you unless you are in a Hollywood reboot with Top 40 songs that features teens or young adults singing songs written by executives looking to line their pockets with soccer mom money.

[theundeadhero]

I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.

Is this common?

Not as often as in my youth.

[Araciel]

Shoehorn.

[Quindiana Jones]

How would get smokey prevent forest fires? That's what starts them, god damnit!

[Calliope]

I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.

Is this common?

Not as often as in my youth.

I'm really, really tired, and misread that as "mouth". Ugh.

[Spooniest]

I'm not getting my smokey on, because I'm too broke.

Nicotine, thou art a heartless bitch.

[Calliope]

I am even more tired, and upon reading that wondered why you were starting up with nik0tine. This gal is going to go to bed, and be very careful to get her Smokey on by double-checking all the switches for our gas range are turned off, and that making sure that the smoke alarm and carbon monoxide detector do not require new batteries.

[Spooniest]

Upon reading that wondered why you were starting up with nik0tine.

Yeah, the uh...substance, nicotine, not the user, nik0tine. I know next to nothing about said person.