Is there really not a Saints Row IV thread yet? It's out here in eight hours!

[NeoCracker]

Yeah, the game has a weapon that you shove up a dudes ass, and it tounges them up the bum as it spreads, ripping the man apart.

How are we not talking about this yet?

[Aulayna]

It's out here....


next week.

[Jiro]

It's out here... October? smurfing delays because smurfing anal probes. smurfing smurf smurfs.

[Vyk]

Wow. My sympathies. It's getting so many rave reviews lately, and the developer diaries talking about how much love and fun there is to be had in it. I can't wait. I wish I had pre-ordered it. I adored all the other games. Even though Saints Row: The Third was kind of a stumble for them, I still really enjoyed it. I have faith in the team

Unfortunately, I'm saving up for something at the moment, and may not be able to get this game for a while. Super-duper sad. Maybe I'll rent it for now

[NeoCracker]

Okay, Kinzie is freaking awesome in this.

Also a tentacle bat.

[Psychotic]

Not out here yet. I wasn't going to get it but then they released a video titled "Gat is back" and my response was "let me give you all of my moneys".

[NeoCracker]

I've not seen him yet, and I put 9.5 hours in. However, I only did like, a few story missions and had just been collecting data clusters and doing side missions.

I do however have a 36% completion. Gat has been mentioned though, but I'll save spoiling the way they describe him for those not yet there or not with game yet, cause it's pretty smurfing awesome.

[Pike]

You guys have gotta learn to get around this limited release stuff like Huxley did. He's been playing this nonstop since yesterday. I'm actually kind of surprised he eventually went to bed

[Jiro]

I don't even know if the watered down version has been approved for sale in Australia yet, tbh, it's making me sad because everything I see is making me so happy and I just wanna play it

[Madame Adequate]

Everything that was wrong with 3 is not wrong in 4 it is the Game Of The Infinite Vortices Of Time and welp it's a bit late now because it's out in EU in like 7 and a half hours but VPN bitches, learn to use them.

The shipboard romance options are literally the best thing. That's not a misuse of literally - they are the best event that has ever transpired in the entire course of our universe's long history.

Saints Row 4 = (Citizen Kane x the collected works of Shakespeare)^{hagia sofia}

Edit: holy trout my set's even purple, Pike is a wizard

[Vyk]

Yeah, I wasn't able to afford the game at the moment, so we rented it instead, and its one of the most entertaining pieces of gaming history in like ever. The Citizen Kane thing may be a stretch, as its not really a dramatic piece of gold. But it is a FUN piece of gold. Had I the money, I would have easily paid $100 or more for this kind of entertainment. They have refined the craft they were fumbling around with in SR3, and now I'm not even mad that its not enough like SR2 anymore. It's its own thing. And it is glorious

[Quindiana Jones]

I am going to get this game because MILF mathed me into it.

Shame I'll not have glorious, glorious co-op.

[Psychotic]

They fixed Saints Row 3? Toot toot all aboard why isn't it tomorrow yet

Shot in the dark but do any 360 owners who get it/plan to get it want some co-op shenanigans?

[Madame Adequate]

Afraid I have the PC version, due to the new modding potential.

PS I did a superpowered powerbomb. On a toilet.

[Vyk]

lol Hand-to-hand combat is so much fun now that you're Neo

Also Kenzie punched me in the face and jumped on me

(SPOILER)And I liked it