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  1. 08-21-2013, 11:21 AM #1
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    Back when I was first back in Nashville (Spring 2010), my brother came to visit for a few weeks, in which he and I were fooling around with ZSNES' cheat feature, and through it we developed a rudimentary understanding of what hexadecimal does.

    We also played a ton of Squaresoft RPGs, including Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, and, notably, Super Mario RPG. (Based on the discussions we had at this time about the script, I later ended up doing an unsolicited rewrite of Final Fantasy VI that I'm liable to get sued for sooner or later.)

    But that is entirely beside the point!

    We were just riffing on Super Mario RPG one day while we were playing it, and we happened upon the guy in Monstro Town who says:

    If you jump 100 times, I'll give you a prize!
    My Brother: The prize is, you get to kiss my ASS!!
    Me (as Mario): F*** YOU!!!
    My Brother (as guy): NO, F*** YOU!!!

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    It's... complicated humor. We weren't exactly operating with a full days sleep so you'd have to be an idiot in order to get it. Lowest common denominator and all that.

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    "So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women -and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do."
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    No, that's just not funny. Let's hear some of your other material.
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    I never did get up to 100.

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    Quote Originally Posted by comma View Post
    No, that's just not funny. Let's hear some of your other material.
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
    "So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women -and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck21 View Post
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
    The horse, unable to understand english, takes a dump on the floor and leaves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck21 View Post
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
    The horse, unable to understand english, takes a dump on the floor and leaves.
    And thus, 2 girls 1 cup was born.

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    ...Now it's my turn not to get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spooniest View Post
    ...Now it's my turn not to get it.
    ...You don't wanna know...
    "So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women -and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck21 View Post
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
    The horse, unable to understand english, takes a dump on the floor and leaves.
    And thus, 2 girls 1 cup was born.
    I believe the film in question is called 2 steeds, 1 trough.
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    How could you make such a thread during this, the Year of Luigi?

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.
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    Jiro, I am quite literally living in a cave.

    "Year of Luigi???"
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    Man that was pretty much complicated to be a joke..next time make it simpler.
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    When Mallow starts to cry, Mario should say, "Come on, man. Mallow out!"

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    Last edited by Sephex; 08-22-2013 at 02:56 PM. Reason: typo again
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