I like the way this thread is shaping up so far. There are several distinct groups of people in any ketchup discussion:

1. People from America
a. People with good taste
b. People with bad taste
c. Children

2. People from Elsewhere

Group 2 likes ketchup (because their ketchup isn't American ketchup). Group 1b loves ketchup. Group 1a hates ketchup. Group 1c likes ketchup because they don't know any better.