Like every day I giggled and gossiped with my co-workers about our seriously mentally ill customers throwing temper tantrums in our store.
Like every day I giggled and gossiped with my co-workers about our seriously mentally ill customers throwing temper tantrums in our store.
I stood on a snail by accident.
omg what
That's so sad
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The worst part is that it's the second time I've done it in the past week.
They keep sitting on my doorstep at night and it's too dark to see them. Suicidal snails.
I just drove our roommate's car. A Mazda Speed 3 .... Just to the gas station.. I'm not allowed to drive it.
BUT MAN WAS THAT ISH AWESOME.
I've killed. Many.
But you don't know who I've killed, so don't be so judgmental geez.
I drank milk my roommate bought straight from the jug in the midst of night. He is none the wiser! Enjoy your tainted store brand cereal.
No, I am a good little human that dun do bad things and fertilise other humans with my poo.