Toilet humor

[Shorty]

You put the seat down or you fall in.

[Skyblade]

I put both seat and lid down when I'm done. Habit.

I have to agree with BoB here. It takes essentially no time or effort, is more sanitary, and makes the room look nicer. Never really understood the idea of leaving either up the whole time.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Hang around enough girls and you always put it down. Don't worry KC, I always put it back down!

[Shiny]

If it's your place, I don't care, but if you come in to my house and don't put the toilet seat down I will curb stomp you.

[Mirage]

I put both seat and lid down when I'm done. Habit.

I have to agree with BoB here. It takes essentially no time or effort, is more sanitary, and makes the room look nicer. Never really understood the idea of leaving either up the whole time.

You talk as if leaving the lid up is some sort of active process that is performed. It's the result of no action, which can easily be explained by laziness. Are you going to ask why people are lazy? Don't ask me, I don't know .

[Shaibana]

what i think the main reason is to put the seat down is safety..
yes.. safety..

when a woman comes in, and you are all bussy in your head, you drop yr pants and sit down.. if the seat is up you will be done quickly becaus you will crap yourself!

the man on the other hand, if you rush in and start peeing the seat will get a bit dirty, but that wont be the end of the world.

and thats why the seat has to be down

[Denmark]

if your gender doesn't have the bladder control to spend half a second moving a toilet seat

[Slothy]

I put both seat and lid down when I'm done. Habit.

This. Plus I mostly sit down to pee out of laziness/to avoid splashing all over the toilet and my pants anyway.

[Jess]

I have lived with my boyfriend for nearly 3 years and I have never walked into the bathroom to find the toilet seat up. His housemate beforehand was female, so I wonder if she trained him.

[Shaibana]

if your gender doesn't have the bladder control to spend half a second moving a toilet seat

its not about spending time.. sometimes you are just to distracted or something to see that the toilet seat is up

[Quindiana Jones]

No. Nobody is that useless at being human. I reject this.

[Mirage]

I don't know why anyone would expect the seat to always be down.

[WildRaubtier]

The way I see it, there's a major hygiene issue leaving the seat down. A dude doesn't actually care if it's up or not, he's gonna piss. if it's still down, enjoy your piss seats, ladies.

[krissy]

sit down when you pee no matter what your gender is
problem solved
and you get to relax a bit

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have my own bathroom and the seat stays up most of the time. I mostly just leave the seat and/or lid in the position it's already in and move it according to the next use.