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    I always put the seat down because it's not a big deal. Not worth getting into arguments about or anything. Also, the bathroom looks a little nicer/has a more clean look I feel when you keep the seat down. I currently only live with my male roommate so it would never really be an issue anyways, but I've noticed he always keeps the seat down as well, haha.

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    I have fallen into a toilet on more than one occasion because I am one of the people who assume it will be down and do not take note of my surroundings.

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    I don't understand why it's such an issue for women.
    because women are delicate flowers and everything a man does should cater to women, and if they don't do everything EXACTLY RIGHT then they're a terrible person! FEMINISM HO

    Nice GuyTM: Always puts the toilet seat down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denmark View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    I don't understand why it's such an issue for women.
    because women are delicate flowers and everything a man does should cater to women, and if they don't do everything EXACTLY RIGHT then they're a terrible person! FEMINISM HO

    Nice GuyTM: Always puts the toilet seat down
    says the man his girlfriend just exposed as an up-leaver

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    wtf is an up-leaver?

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    I don't leave the toilet seat up, but that's because I put the lid and seat down because I don't want any of those freak germs escaping from my toilet.




    also alligators


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    So both Kaycee and Sarah have fallen into the toilet. One might say that is where they belong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post

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    I said one might say! I didn't say that was necessarily my opinion!

    Which it totally is.

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    People who fall into toilets are also people who walk into traffic.

    Can't happen soon enough, I say.

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    Funny you should say...

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    How do you get out of a toilet once you've fallen in? It seems like you'd be flailing about like a turtle on its back.

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    Turtles flip over eventually.

    That or they die.

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    When you play the game of porcelain thrones...

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