Game for Shorty

[Old Manus]

When I walk through Cardiff city centre every lunchtime, I play a game to try and guess how many times I will be accosted by chuggers. The record so far is 7.

Ahhh, chuggers. What tactics do you have for avoiding them? I confess that once I held my nose, acted like I had smelled something bad and carried on walking once. I am an immature arsehole.

I used to get creative and tell them "Sorry, I'm vegetarian" or something along those lines, but the constant onslaught has left me jaded and now I just give them a "Not today mate" or try and hide behind a group of people as I walk past. I haven't quite reached the point where I've started telling them to just smurf off yet, but it is overdue.