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    He would fall asleep when he was supposed to be standing watch and get stabbed in the neck before he could scream and then the murderer would kill everyone he was supposed to be protecting.

    You should be ashamed, LWL.

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    In some shark horror flick with Samuel L. Jackson, he's giving a passionate speech to inspire the remaining survivors. Halfway through this speech, in mid-sentence no less, a smurfing shark appears and bites him in half. Shlup would go in a similar way, but she would be giving a speech scolding the remaining survivors for being such a bunch of whiny sissies and would instead be attacked by an octopus.

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    A surprise cheer comes out of nowhere from the 50 foot cheerleader.

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