Another Thread (if you HAVE to die)

[Sephex]

I DID IT! I MADE IT!

[Elskidor]

I'll go out by being so upset about the lousy death options tonight, that I'll go down to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off my own head with a five dollar bill.

[Pike]

I forgot to check myself and thus wrecked myself

[Madame Adequate]

I didn't check my cisvital privilege and a zombie killed me in a fit of pique Or possibly a fit of being a zombie, idk.

[Laddy]

If I die from cancer induced from lack of Facebook likes I can at least call everyone complete jerks with no consequence.

[Mirage]

I forgot to check my central african lower class female priviledge

[EmperorCyan]

I will never die. I am immortal.

[Shorty]

ahahahaha the room

[Tigmafuzz]

"Han Solo is actually did shot me"

when were you when heat legend dies

[Psychotic]

Gotta be Greedo.

[noxious.sunshine]

Uhm.

what? How do I wanna die?

Via assisted suicide ala Dr. Kavorkian.

not really.

This question perplexes me .

[Sephex]

"Han Solo is actually did shot me"

when were you when heat legend dies

I may or may not have been drunk when I made this thread.

[Heath]

It's apparently not possible/allowed for non-royalty to die in a royal palace, so I'm hoping to hole myself up in Buckingham Palace and live forever. I'm sure that'll work.

[fire_of_avalon]

So what would they do? "This woman is having a stroke!" *guardsmen throws her into the street*

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

People didn't like enough Facebook posts to prevent me from getting cancer. But since I live in America, I'll probably die from a gunshot wound and won't have to deal with terminal illness. It was probably Han Solo, except he was with a snake instead of a wookie. I think he's Voldemort. It all started when I forgot to check my privilege and so he teabagged me in Halo. He wanted to make up for it by watching a movie with me. He suggested The Room but I had an emergency Magic the Gathering game in my pants so I had to leave. Weirder things have happened.

I refuse to answer this poll.