Another Thread (if you HAVE to die)

[Grim Reaper]

People didn't like enough Facebook posts to prevent me from getting cancer. But since I live in America, I'll probably die from a gunshot wound and won't have to deal with terminal illness. It was probably Han Solo, except he was with a snake instead of a wookie. I think he's Voldemort. It all started when I forgot to check my privilege and so he teabagged me in Halo. He wanted to make up for it by watching a movie with me. He suggested The Room but I had an emergency Magic the Gathering game in my pants so I had to leave. Weirder things have happened.I refuse to answer this poll.

Your soul has been acquired by The Undertaker.